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DNN Staff

While DNN represents the collected work of literally hundreds of volunteers, we'd like to recognize a handful of key people who have made themselves essential to our efforts: the Principals, who are the managing partners of Derby News Network LLC; the Core Staff, who bring unique, critical skills without which we couldn't do what we do; and the Heavy Lifters, who continue to give their time and talent to drive our coverage of multiple events throughout derby calendar.

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Principals

Justice Feelgood Marshall / Tracy Williams

Triple Threat / Editor in Chief | Full Bio

Gnosis / Jason Socha

The Man Behind The Curtain / CTO | Full Bio

Hurt Reynolds / Chris Seale

Herder of Cats / CEO | Full Bio

Mercy Less / Kristin Seale

Chief Love Officer / COO | Full Bio

Core Staff

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Dumptruck

Senior Anchor/Sportscaster

"Like a chain smoker who gargles rocks," Dumptruck's trademark growl has become the voice of modern roller derby. Once described as "the gravelly-voiced avatar of the god Dionysis", Dumptruck imbues his deep knowledge of and passion for the sport with quick wit and an exquisite reflex for sticking his toe over the line, but not actually crossing it. DNN's 2010 Viewer's Choice for Best Sportscaster, Dumpy brings the fun. Work it out!

Val Capone

Senior Anchor/Sportscaster

Not just another pretty voice, Val Capone has skated with the Windy City Rollers since their founding in 2004, giving her unrivaled insight into the experience from a skater's point of view. She took to the mic early when a minor injury temporarily sidelined her, steering her unexpectedly into the best job she never knew she’d have. DNN's 2009 Viewer's Choice for Best Sportscaster (and 2010 runner up), Val earned her audience-favorite status with clear, knowledgeable descriptions of the action, extensive knowledge of modern derby trivia and history, and always entertaining banter on the mic.


Photo by Brian A. McDonald

Xena Paradox

Photo Editor

Formerly with Boston Derby Dames, Xena Paradox now skates with Baltimore's Charm City Roller Girls when she's not teaching. In addition to managing our photographer relationships and keeping our photo credits up to date, you'll also find her managing DNN textcast crews at major events.


photo: Radiant Photography, Inc.

Grand Poobah

Curator of Bouts

One of modern roller derby's great unsung heroes, Grand Poobah does the bulk of data entry for Derbymatic, the homegrown database that drives DNN's bouts and scores listings. If you've ever submitted scores or upcoming bout information to scores@derbynewsnetwork.com, or via the Submit page, it's very likely that you've traded emails with Poobah. He also sends much of the @DNNscores Twitter output, which provides timely score reports for all WFTDA Sanctioned bouts, as well as other selected bouts of general interest.

Because that's not enough derby for Poobah, he also serves in a variety of roles for Roc City Roller Derby, and with WFTDA as a key Stats Committee volunteer helping to optimize the design of the WFTDA StatsBook bout data spreadsheet. Before moving to Rochester, he served as Head NSO for Las Vegas' Fabulous Sin City Rollergirls.


Bone Crawford

Bone Crawford

Derbymatic Database Architect

Until Bone Crawford joined the team, DNN's bout results existed only as a hand-maintained text document -- ok when you're only keeping track of a dozen bouts per month, but a recipe for disaster if you're hoping to track hundreds, or thousands, or (soon enough) tens of thousands of results.

With extensive experience wrangling schema at Bloomberg, Bone brings order to the chaos of of modern roller derby bout results, which is pretty much the perfect model of incomplete and inconsistent data. After several years skating with the Gotham Girls and other area leagues, Bone has retired from skating, but she still bleeds derby.


Lisa Lawless

Lisa Lawless

Server Survival Specialist

DNN site traffic varies wildly from week to week, peaking during the WFTDA Tournament season and other major events. Server resources can be costly, so we run the site conservatively during normal traffic times, ramping up our memory, database, and web server processes only when necessary.

Fortunately for DNN, the skater who first introduced Hurt Reynolds to modern roller derby now serves as the Growth Manager at Twitter. When Lisa Lawless is not busy keeping the fail whale at bay, or skating with Grave Danger, she enjoys helping us tweak server settings to keep the streams alive.


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Assaultin' Pepa

Art Director

Of the Rocky Mountain Rollergirls skaters who participated in their 2006 dead-last finish in the first WFTDA Championship Tournament, Assaultin' Pepa is one of only three who remained on the roster straight through their victory in the 2010 WFTDA Championship Bout. The driving force behind fiveonfive magazine, Pepa also keeps DNN looking good by providing art and design support.


Heavy Lifters

Miss Moxxxie

Miss Moxxxie

Sportscaster

Miss Moxxxie has lived by the motto "Let the good times roll!!" since becoming a founding member of the Bay Area Derby Girls in 2004. When she's not skating with her home team, the San Francisco ShEvil Dead, assistant-coaching the B.A.D.-All Stars or editing the next issue of HELLARAD, Derby's Most Ignacious 'Zine, Mox likes to relax with a warm mic and a well-matched bout to call.


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$3 Bill

Video Pioneer

Many of the live coverage features that DNN viewers have come to expect, such as scoreboard overlays and multiple cameras on live video streams, were pioneered by $3 Bill. A longtime volunteer for the Carolina Rollergirls, $3 Bill can be found behind a camera almost anywhere they travel.


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Busta Armov

Utility Infielder

From textcasting, to videography, to feature content, previews and recaps, Busta wears whatever hat is needed. In derby since 2004, Busta served some of that time as Head Referee for the L.A. Derby Dolls, helping the league to adapt the WFTDA 2.1 ruleset to serve as the basis for the Derby Dolls' banked track rules.


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Holly Wanna Crackya

Senior Textcaster/Chief Hula Officer

Carolina Rollergirls skater Holly Wanna Crackya is as fast on the keyboard as she is on the track, providing textcast coverage from many major events (including a heroic near-solo marathon effort during Franky Panky 2010).


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Ivana Clobber

Utility Infielder

Ivana Clobber has been a derby skater since 2004, currently with Seattle's Rat City Rollergirls. For DNN, she's a Jill of all Trades, helping to coordinate staffing and equipment needs for various events, managing and training volunteers, sportscasting, and she's literally helped write the book on textcasting.


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Ivanna S. Pankin

Senior Textcaster

It's likely that no other individual has contributed in so many essential ways to the establishment and growth of modern roller derby. Her accomplishments are so many and varied, they require bullet points. Ivanna S. Pankin:

  • Was a key organizer and original board member of the WFTDA, serving at one time or another as a member of every single committee in the organization
  • Created and moderated the roller_girls yahoo group, an instrumental forum for information sharing and networking in the early derby community
  • Was instrumental in authoring version 1.0 and later versions of the WFTDA ruleset, as well as banked track evolutions of the same baseline
  • Established the first skate shop tailored specifically to the needs of derby skaters, Sin City Skates
  • Advocated aggressively with equipment manufacturers for products designed specifically for the unique needs of derby skaters
  • Established and continues to mastermind the derby community's biggest gathering, RollerCon
  • also skates

True to form, Ivanna's contributions to DNN have been meaningful and forward-looking. Sin City Skates was DNN's first sponsor. Throughout her frequent outings as a tireless textcaster, Ivanna has helped to develop many of the best practices that turned textcasting from a glorified liveblog into a truly viable method of live sports coverage for roller derby.


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Porch Moon

Utility Infielder

A true digital renaissance man, Porch Moon works in a wide variety of visual media. Notable among his contributions to derby are his regular 3-hour treks from Fort Wayne, Indiana, to Chicago to provide streaming video from Windy City Rollers and Chicago Outfit bouts, occasionally at great personal sacrifice.


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Roxy Horror

Senior Textcaster

Como Derby Dames skater Roxy Horror joined the DNN family in 2010. She provides heavy textcasting support for major events throughout the year.


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Slack Kerowhack

Senior Textcaster

Tireless superfan and derby volunteer Slack Kerowhack launched regionally-focused Mid Atlantic Derby News in 2007 to provide focused commentary and score reporting. Since then, he's become a core member of the DNN textcast crew, providing coverage from major events as well as many individual bouts of note on the east coast.


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Smarty McFly

Senior Textcaster

Arch Rival Roller Girls skater Smarty McFly joined the DNN team in 2009, and has participated in and supervised textcast teams at several major events since then.