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WFTDA Bout Recap: (8) Detroit 156, (u) Burning River Roller Girls 56

Posted by Rusty Wheeler on 1st April 2008

DETROIT, MI — Cleveland’s Burning River Roller Girls ventured to “that state up north” (known to everyone except Ohioans as “Michigan”) on Saturday, March 29, with high hopes of setting the Detroit River on fire. But the hosting Detroit Derby Girls decided to be the DFD (Detroit Fire Department) instead of the DDG and they quickly extinguished the flames, easily defeating Burning River by a 156 to 56 score.

Burning River started a lineup of pivot Ivanna Destroya, blockers Slaughterama Mama, CoCo Sparx, Professor Booty, and jammer Rogue Cheddar against Detroit’s pivot Honey Suckit, blockers Rude Awakening, Summers Eve-L, Bikini Killer, and jammer Cookie Rumble. Cookie set the tone of what was to follow the rest of the night as she quickly got lead jammer, the Detroit blockers bottled up Rogue in the pack, and Cookie then went on a grand slam and a 5-0 jam win. DDG’s Kat Von D’Stroya bested BR’s Eva Lucien 4-2 in jam 2, then Racer McChaseHer scored another Detroit grand slam and an 8-0 win in jam 3 to make the score 17-2 for Detroit after only three jams. Polly Fester gave Detroit a 4-3 win in jam 4, followed by another Detroit slam by Honey Suckit in a 9-2 jam 5 to make it 30-7 for Detroit after five jams. It was 75-26 for D-town at the half.

That’s pretty much the way the rest of the night went for Burning River. While Burning River played hard to the end, Detroit’s edge in experience was the story in the end. Detroit only jammed their super jammer Racer McChaseHer six times in the game, although Racer got 44 points in those jams, including a 15-0 triple grand slam in jam 9 of the 2nd period. Racer set a Detroit single-game record with an average of 7.33 points per jam (breaking her own record of 6.09 PPJ) on the night.

ddg-bikini_killer.jpgPost-game interview with DDG blocker Bikini Killer (1:29)

brrg-eva_lucien.jpg Post-game interview with Burning River skater Eva Lucien (1:49)

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WFTDA Bout Preview: (u) Burning River @ (8) Detroit

Posted by Rusty Wheeler on 28th March 2008

The states of Michigan and Ohio once went to war with each other over Toledo. These days, the states confine their competition to the sports realm. On Saturday, March 29, that sports rivalry manifests itself in the flat-track roller derby match between the visiting Burning River Roller Girls from Cleveland and the host Detroit Derby Girls. While the “Toledo War” of the 1830s was bloodless, at least bumps and bruises are guaranteed in the “roller derby” war that will start promptly at 7:00 pm.

So far, the Detroit Derby Girls have owned the Ohio Roller Girls, Detroit winning both matches between those two squads. This will be the first matchup between Detroit and Burning River. Detroit is ranked #8 by WFTDA, Burning River is unranked due to not having yet played enough interleague games to qualify for a ranking. Detroit has won its last two travel team games, defeating Sin City (Las Vegas) 129-75 and (Columbus) Ohio 105-57 after losing to Rat City (Seattle) 160-50 at the National Championships last September. Burning River’s last three travel squad games were a 176-148 loss to Steel City (Pittsburgh), a 157-108 win vs. Cincinnati, and a 102-68 loss to Naptown (Indianapolis).

Burning River’s roster looks to be jammers CoCo Sparx, Eva Lucien, Professor Booty, Rogue Cheddar, Stroker Ace, and The Validator. Ivanna Destroya and Pretty Scarrie are listed as pivots, and blockers are Mata Hari, MILFinator, Mommy’s Little Monster, Morbid Cherub, Slaughterama Mama, and Soul Eater. Naturally, players can be expected to skate at more than one position in the course of a game.

Detroit is led by super jammer Racer McChaseHer. Expect other Detroit jammers to come from the group of Effin’ Money, Honey Suckit, Kat Von D’Stroya, and Polly Fester. Elle McFearsome can be expected to pivot a majority of the time, and blockers are Bikini Killer, Cookie Rumble, Damsel Distesser, Devil Kitty, Diesel Doll, Fatal Femme, Rude Awakening, and Summers Eve-L.

The game is in the Drill Hall inside the Masonic Temple, 500 Temple Ave. in downtown Detroit. Doors open at 6:00 pm, the game starts at 7:00 pm. Tickets are $12 in advance, $15 at the door. Kids younger than 12 are free when accompanied by an adult. See detroitderbygirls.com for more info. The Detroit Derby Girls have sold out their last four home games, so hopefully you already have your ticket for this game!

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