NC Consolation: 6NC Detroit Contains 8NC Chicago Outfit, 174-58
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Photo: Bob Dunnell.
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Photo: Bob Dunnell.
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Photo: Bob Dunnell.
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Photo: Bob Dunnell.
NIAGARA FALLS, NY -- 6NC Detroit and 8NC Chicago Outfit -- two teams coming off close, disappointing losses on Friday -- met in the first consolation-round bout on Saturday morning at the North Central Playoffs. Crushing defense from the Detroit crew, led by boo d livers, Fatal Femme and Bruisie Siouxxx, repeatedly battered and bottled up Chicago's jammers, and Detroit was in control of the game from the very first jam on the way to a very convincing 174-58 victory.
Detroit's defense was particularly relentless in the second half, holding the Outfit to a mere 20 points over the final 30 minutes of the game; additionally, the Outfit was particularly hampered by jammer penalties, losing their primary jammer Lola Blow 5 times to the box in the first half alone.
The Outfit lost Lola for the first time less than a minute into the game, leading to an opening big whack of points for Detroit's Roxanna Hardplace as Detroit brought the pack to a complete halt -- Detroit was up 20-0 after the first two minutes. When the second jam started, Chicago had only two blockers out on the track and Detroit's Racer McChaseher put up five to give Detroit a 25-0 lead.
After a 0-0 third jam, the Outfit finally got on the scoreboard in a 4-4 jam in which both jammers were boxed; next, the Outfit suffered their third jammer penalty of the first ten minutes when Slikk Assassin was boxed on a 4th minor for intentionally skating out of bounds. Once again, Detroit halted the pack; jammer Lazer Beam added 10 to Detroit's total, and after ten minutes, it was 39-4 Detroit.
The Outfit picked up their first two lead jammer calls of the game next but only got 4 points out of them on a 0-0, 4-0 sequence, and lost their jammer for the 4th time in the game next; Detroit's Ally Sin Shoverland negotiated a determined but light Chicago pack of Kim Mortal and Helsa Wayton to take 10-0. At the midway point of the first half, Detroit led 49-8.
It wasn't until there were under 11 minutes in the half that the Outfit finally broke into double digits on a 4-0 to Lola Blow, but her team was in a significant hole by that time at 62-12. Chicago would get a little more offense going in the last ten minutes of the half, but only cut into the Detroit lead by 6 points; at the break, Detroit was solidly up 82-38.
The second half started much like the first - with Lola Blow in the penalty box and the Outfit being blanked repeatedly on the scoreboard. Detroit broke into triple digits at 104-38 with 22 minutes to play and the Outfit wasn't able to score for the first 13 minutes of the half. Even when they did, it was just a single point, putting the score at 120-39.
The Outfit only scored in seven jams for the entire second half, most coming in the final ten minutes when the game was far out of hand; in the end Detroit won by 116 at 174-58.
Detroit plays again at 8pm against 10NC Madison; the Outfit will be battling to stay out of the cellar in Sunday morning's 9th place game against either 7NC Cincinnati or 4NC Arch Rival.


Comments
How about "Detroit Wears
How about "Detroit Wears (out) Chicago Outfit". Eh, Norb?
Far superior to my headline
Far superior to my headline idea, "Detroit Spills Soup On Chicago Outfit."
What I'm hearing is
What I'm hearing is that we're going to have to have a #WesternPunoff at #WesternPlayoffs.
Got one for ya...
Oly Rings [loser]
Nah, it's gotta always be
Nah, it's gotta always be "Oly Smokes..."
Especially if they are
Especially if they are playing against Batman. That team should play against Batman more.
The UnhOly Alliance
I want to see that used at least once :D
Sorry couldn't help myself with all the hOly Trinity talk from before :)
I think an autopun generator
I think an autopun generator might be the way to go here.
As if "Bay of Reckoning"
As if "Bay of Reckoning" wasn't enough..!
No, no, i take it back: It
No, no, i take it back: It should be "Oly Hand-Grenades..."
Only if
Only if the recap includes the phrase, "[loser], who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."