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World Cup: Australia Whacks Finland, 179-29

TORONTO, ON -- Australia was the only team to play two games on Thursday, but the extra time on the track seemed to help them. Looking a bit more comfortable on the track with every jam of their day, and building on their earlier defeat of Germany, Australia eventually turned a small lead over Finland into a dominating 179-29 rout to easily place first in Group B.

Australia built a solid lead on small-ball jams, not really dominating Finland in a lengthy series of 4-0 and 5-0 jams but slowly extending their lead out to 31-2 after ten minutes. The solid defense work finally paid off on two big jams there, as a 9-0 powerjam for Cookie Cutter followed by a 10-0 made it 40-2 with about 7:30 in the first half, and a 20-0 on the other side of another powerjam gave them a commanding lead at 60-2.

Finland got their own first powerjam when they badly needed it as Australia's Ladykiller got boxed and Finland's Udre got 7-0 while unopposed; KataStrofi had another lead jammer status for Finland by a couple of strides but called a step too late and lost that jam 4-3 to a new score of Australia 69, Finland 10. It was already starting to look dire for Finland, and it didn't help when they had a powerjam opportunity slip away when Udre followed Ladykiller to tbe box on the final jam of the half. When time expired on the jam and half, Finland was in a significant hole at 85-10.

A natural 10-0 to Australia's Bambi Von Smash'er got Australia off on the right foot for the second half; unlike the second half against Germany, Australia spent their second half pouring it on rather than nursing their lead. They held Finland to 7 points in the first 10 minutes of the half while adding 37 of their own; with about 9:30 left, Finland completely filled their box and Bambi was back to take advantage with an easy 17-0 past Finland's lone blocker. That left it 152-17 and the outscore was certain; ten minutes later, Australia had their second win of the day at 179-29.

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Shouldn't the "whacks" thing

Shouldn't the "whacks" thing be reserved for bouts involving Brazil? As in "Sweden whacks the Brazilians" or even "Sweden waxes Brazil?" Maybe it must be "Australia Downs ((and Unders)) Finland," or perhaps only "Australia Finishes Finland." I need to speak to your copy boy, Jimmy Olsen, immediately.

Won't somebody please think of the drop bears

Personally, I think the headline should have mentioned drop bears... Justice is just doing his job - coming up with insanely hilarious synonyms for "owned". Keep it coming!

synonyms

"Australia puts the drop (bear) on Brazil"?