2009 Nationals Preview: Team Profiles
Philly | Gotham | Boston | Windy City | Madison | Detroit | Texas | Kansas City | Houston | Oly | Rocky Mountain | Denver
Houston (#3 South Central)

First bout: vs. Rocky Mountain, Friday 5:15pm
2009 WFTDA record: 5-2
2009 biggest win: 254-43 over Big Easy, January 24
2009 biggest loss: 145-76 to Kansas City, August 22
2009 closest bout: 113-101 over Dallas, September 27 (South Central Regionals)
2009 background: Houston was the least active of the 12 teams to make it to Nationals -- nearly half of their 2009 WFTDA sanctioned action came in their three bouts at South Central regionals. While they did survive a tightly-clumped second-tier of SC teams in 2009, narrowly defeating aspiring Atlanta and Dallas, they appear to not yet be functioning at the same level as the top two SC teams, Texas and KC -- Houston faced Kansas City twice in 2009 and lost by similar margins each time, 145-76 and 118-56.
Tournament history: Houston makes their first trip to Nationals this year. They did not appear at the 2007 Western Regionals, but hosted in 2008, where they were bounced in the first round by Rocky Mountain.
Lowdown: Like Madison, Houston is an exceptionally speedy team that can seriously light up a scoreboard when they have the advantage, but gets into some trouble when faced with a fast team that can play a tight defense. While Houston features some extremely hard hitters, that can also get them into trouble when intended big hits don't take out their target.
Players to watch: Death By Chocolate is one of the most athletic skaters on any roster Nationals weekend, and is a huge help to Houston's fortunes no matter what position she's playing on the track -- she's got a combination of speed, power and agility that allows her to move around the pack seemingly effortlessly. The smaller Mistilla isn't a power jammer, but has blazing away-from-pack speed that makes her a serious danger for 20+ point jams whenever she's got the star. De Mentia, though perhaps not quite as flashy as her jammer brethren, was consistently reliable for points and quietly kept Houston in their third-place bout against Dallas. In the pack, Goldie Bloxxx, Nawty Dread Locks and Miss Lead lay some thundering blocks.
Road to the championship: It's a very tough row to hoe for Houston, who would have to stop the swift rise of Rocky Mountain in the first bout and then find a way to upset East #1 seed Philly the next day. If they can manage both those upsets, they'll find themselves up against Texas, Madison or Boston in the final four.
Roster: 866 Becky Booty // 26 Brand‐aid // 37 Carmen Geddit // 80 Chainsaw Chic // 69 Death By Chocolate //13 DeMentia // 007 Goldie Bloxx // 21 Jekyll & Heidi // 22 Miss Lead // 16 Mistilla // 4 22 Nawty Dread Knocks // XXX Panty Raider // X Rebel Ann // 7-11 Sick Nick // 903 Sinister Sista // 3 Speed‐O // 411 Starr Doom // 6 Tex Offender // 35 The Prosecutor // 29 Sweet Commotion



Comments
Only in derby journalism can
Only in derby journalism can one get bequeathed a sentence like this -- "Oly now holds the longest (temporal) winning streak among Nationals teams" -- and it makes perfect sense. That's worth another $1.38 pledge, by golly!
"Madison and Texas have met
"Madison and Texas have met once before, with Texas taking a 144-59 victory at home in October 2008."
Actually, it was September. Can i have a no-prize?
If only...
If only he had the most comprehensive database of derby scores anywhere at his fingertips while he was writing this. Oh wait...
*~[;-p
also only in derby journalism
Can Boston's two losses in only two games against Carolina ever, within a 9-month span, be considered a "long rivalry." ;)
If you were a fetus that
If you were a fetus that would seem like a freaking lifetime.
True
But flat-track is already old enough to skate by itself in the driveway until the street lights come on.
(Why does "reply" never end up with a nested comment for me? This is harder than eyeballing 20 feet from the pack.)
For Ruby Khan
(Why does "reply" never end up with a nested comment for me? This is harder than eyeballing 20 feet from the pack.)
Because you are using "reply" when you want to use "quote?"
Nice job...
Justice, nice job.
Paul Williams
Thanks!
Thanks for the profile write ups, those are very appreciated!
Great work DNN!
DBC
Houston Roller Derby
DNN = enablers
Thank you so much for these write-ups. I've been so anxious for nationals to get here and this really takes the edge off. I just can't get enough of this sport and DNN always provides. Thanks for the fix!
Oly Fatale!
A ringer I say........one that potentially makes Oly much more fatal to the opposition in the Nationals if she is close to her former self.
booo.
retire or don't. definitely, don't call it a comeback. booooooooo.
hellarad
derby's most ignacious skate 'zine
www.wearehellarad.com
Opportunism?
The thing is that while teams can play whoever they want within the WFTDA rules, she didn't pay the price to put Oly in the position to skate for a championship like the other skaters did. Yeah, will she call it a career after the nationals or will she skate as an active member of the league for the next interleague bouting season?
Femme Pre-Natale
I'm kinda thinking the pregnancy had more to do with her not skating this season than any nefarious machinations. She was at most if not all the home bouts.
A mothers scorn...
A ringer I say........one that potentially makes Oly much more fatal to the opposition in the Nationals if she is close to her former self.
Well I was at the practice where I saw all three sisters and the rest of the bad ass Oly lineup and I must say it will be a viscous day when they step on the track together. I can't think of a more impressive and solid two lines. I am not sure if femme will jam but she will be more then impressive in the pack annihilating unsuspecting jammers.
This fan is more than giddy for Saturday's matchup.
fun with typos
it will be a viscous day when they step on the track together.
O NOES, that sounds awfully slippery!
LMAO
it will be a viscous day when they step on the track together.
O NOES, that sounds awfully slippery!
LMAO maybe I was thinking about that sport court in MA when we were suppose to bout Dirty Dozen.
Correction: KCRW's closest bout was not against CCRG.
Their closest bout of the 2009 season was against Arch Rival back in March. They beat ARRG by 9 points. 89-80.
Other than that. Can't wait until Friday!
Tremendous -- thanks!
I've printed the printer-friendly version and will have it in hand Saturday, along with the official program, when I'm in the stands for that day's orgy of tournament play.
Wow
This should be printed up and distributed to fledgling leagues around the world as a concise guide to the varying derby strategies used by top leagues in 2009.
Masterful work.
actually, three times
Madison and Texas have played three times:
Dairyland Dolls vs Texecutioners at the Bumberbout 2006
DDs vs Hotrod Honeys in Austin 2007
DDs vs Hotrod Honeys in Madison 2008
Dammit CJ, *four* times! You
Dammit CJ, *four* times! You were just on the other team the fourth time. Or maybe you don't remember the September 2008 bout because you turned that cartwheel on the track and suffered intra-cranial hemmorrhage.
That was a trick.
I was seeing who was paying attention.
Super preview by the way! I had to walk away a couple times so the adrenaline didn't give me a heart attack.
I was actually totally wrong
I was actually totally wrong about the bout at which you did the cartwheel, that was earlier this year with the Hotrod Honeys...i forgot i was at a Texas intraleague bout this year. I'm not sure how i forget such things but it's probably Lone Star based.
Front page pic of Angela Death and Whipity Pow...
Not sure if this was intentional or just a happy accident but thanks for recognizing 2 newcomers to the Nationals Tourney that are from the same hometown...
I'm extremely excited for this weekend. Go DRD and FTF!!
Heh
There are no accidents on DNN. Ever.
No accidents...merely predictions?
WOW.. I did not expect to see these two teams face off AGAIN at Nationals...(regionals last month was the first time in their four year history). WTG DNN for calling it :)
I always need a visual
I always need a visual demonstration to get how something works. Just reading an explanation doesn't do it for me. Is there anywhere online to see this "Chicago Typewriter" so I can get a feel for it? Or even a whole bout online and a general idea of when it occurs?
cute name, but we don't call
cute name, but we don't call it that...it's probably the product of Chicago history micro-fiche for brains and announcer extraordinaire Val Capone (tommy gun, right val?)
re-engage. waterfall. recycle. we don't lay claim to inventing any of that...but when it is executed well and the announceer is on top of it, it makes sense.
Maybe that came out wrong
Didn't mean to suggest that WCR invented the idea of repeatedly hitting people :) ... however, the speed of the replacement totally earned that nickname. I know there was at least one moment in the Philly / Windy City bout earlier this year where a Philly jammer got caught on the outside and it looked like she got hit three separate times from the same angle in like a half second... it's amazing when it's on point. (And yes, you're right, I heard it first from Val.)
Detroit
don't forget that detroit also features some stars from whip it.
backwards
don't forget that detroit also features some stars from whip it.
bullshit. whip it features some stars on loan from the detroit derby girls.
Track Rat
Man, that is a really tough loss for KC. She's an incredible skater and a great personality on track. I hate that she won't be on track at the national tournament. Damn damn double damn.
Well if they can do it with March Madness ...
On my blog, I've posted predictions, scores and all. Unless you're for Texas, you won't like 'em.
Bracket Predictions?
I miss my favorite DNN tool - where's the brackets so I can input my score predictions??
no track rat?
she's not listed on the team writeup, but IS listed on the roster under the link to the game. is she playing??
Celia Graves
CRG