2009 Nationals Preview: Team Profiles
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Kansas City (#2 South Central)

First bout: vs. Denver, Friday 7pm
2009 WFTDA record: 8-3
2009 biggest win: 198-77 over Tampa Bay, September 25 (South Central Regional)
2009 biggest loss: 145-44 to Philly, June 28 (East Coast Extravaganza)
2009 closest bout: 135-115 loss to Charm City, July 11
2009 background: Most of KCRW's bouts this year have been big wins, but they don't really have any memorable upsets to their name in 2009, with all of their bouts playing out more or less the way the rankings would have suggested. They did come pretty close to upending tough Charm City in July, holding a 58-29 lead in the first half before falling victim to a signature second-half Charm comeback and losing 135-115. Philly and Texas treated the KC girls more roughly, with Philly dropping a 101-point margin on them in June and Texas swamping them 153-70 in the final of the South Central tournament.
Tournament history: Kansas City has experienced both the highest and lowest points of tournament competition in the last two years. In 2007, they were the very definition of a Cinderella story when they were the 4th of 4 seeds from the West but knocked off Gotham, Tucson and Rat City to claim a shocking victory at the first Nationals. The next year, though, they lost their first Western Regionals bout to Duke City in one of the most memorable derby upsets yet and had their title defense snuffed out after just 60 minutes.
Lowdown: Kansas City has long had a well-deserved reputation for smart effective defense, even with a fair amount of turnover in those defensive platoons over the last couple of years. Rarely do this team's blockers go lone-wolf on opposing jammers -- they're consistently good about staying together and using strength in numbers, with the KC jammers usually getting some time to pick their way through while the opposing team attempts to destroy the KC walls. They're also a team that stays together effectively while still going fast, which can seriously frustrate jammers that rely on their own acceleration rather than offensive blocking schemes.
Players to watch: Kansas City is a particularly fun team to watch for pack play, as they've got a lot of different elements with different strengths. Canny blocker Annie Maul is a master of putting the track-cut trap on opposing jammers, able to power her opponent out of bounds and then shave off speed instantly to force the slowing; meanwhile, her fellow blockers Eclipse, Rita Ploy and Jessika Rabid like to take care of jammers the old-fashioned way by trying to launch them into parking lots. Princess Slay'Ya uses lateral movement exceptionally well to keep opponents frustrated and hemmed up, and pivot Bruz-Her is often found at the front of the pack putting all of those different approaches together.
Unfortunately for Kansas City, one of their most fun players to watch will be watching this tournament herself; rookie jammer Track Rat suffered an exceptionally regrettably timed major injury on Sunday, breaking her fibula just five days before the tournament in practice. That'll put a little more pressure on the standing KCRW jammer rotation, which will likely be built around Hall Balls and Strawberry Cutthroat.
Road to the championship: Kansas City's first-round matchup with Denver looks like it might be the most closely matched of the opening day; Denver's never beaten Kansas City but it's been closer and closer every time, with the most recent meeting being a 132-90 win for KC in a consolation-round bout at last year's Western Regionals. If KC prevails, they get rewarded with a date with #1 North Central seed Windy City -- and Windy City punished KC 155-39 the last time they met, in September 2008. Beyond Windy, Kansas City would face Oly, Gotham or Detroit in the final four, should they get that far.
Roster: 7 Ami‐Geddon // 111 Annie Maul // 999 Bad Omen // 26 Bella Fire // 45 Bomb Pop // 244 Bruz-Her // 44 Damsel of D'Tension // 187 Delia Death // 0 Eclipse // 76 Hayley Vomit // 30 Hall Balls // 11 Jessika Rabid // 1 Missle Toes // 4 Princess Slay-Ya // 19 Rita Ploy // 22 Ruth Canal // 1111 Scratch N Tiff // 85 Strawberry Cutthroat // 84 Tuff Noogies



Comments
Only in derby journalism can
Only in derby journalism can one get bequeathed a sentence like this -- "Oly now holds the longest (temporal) winning streak among Nationals teams" -- and it makes perfect sense. That's worth another $1.38 pledge, by golly!
"Madison and Texas have met
"Madison and Texas have met once before, with Texas taking a 144-59 victory at home in October 2008."
Actually, it was September. Can i have a no-prize?
If only...
If only he had the most comprehensive database of derby scores anywhere at his fingertips while he was writing this. Oh wait...
*~[;-p
also only in derby journalism
Can Boston's two losses in only two games against Carolina ever, within a 9-month span, be considered a "long rivalry." ;)
If you were a fetus that
If you were a fetus that would seem like a freaking lifetime.
True
But flat-track is already old enough to skate by itself in the driveway until the street lights come on.
(Why does "reply" never end up with a nested comment for me? This is harder than eyeballing 20 feet from the pack.)
For Ruby Khan
(Why does "reply" never end up with a nested comment for me? This is harder than eyeballing 20 feet from the pack.)
Because you are using "reply" when you want to use "quote?"
Nice job...
Justice, nice job.
Paul Williams
Thanks!
Thanks for the profile write ups, those are very appreciated!
Great work DNN!
DBC
Houston Roller Derby
DNN = enablers
Thank you so much for these write-ups. I've been so anxious for nationals to get here and this really takes the edge off. I just can't get enough of this sport and DNN always provides. Thanks for the fix!
Oly Fatale!
A ringer I say........one that potentially makes Oly much more fatal to the opposition in the Nationals if she is close to her former self.
booo.
retire or don't. definitely, don't call it a comeback. booooooooo.
hellarad
derby's most ignacious skate 'zine
www.wearehellarad.com
Opportunism?
The thing is that while teams can play whoever they want within the WFTDA rules, she didn't pay the price to put Oly in the position to skate for a championship like the other skaters did. Yeah, will she call it a career after the nationals or will she skate as an active member of the league for the next interleague bouting season?
Femme Pre-Natale
I'm kinda thinking the pregnancy had more to do with her not skating this season than any nefarious machinations. She was at most if not all the home bouts.
A mothers scorn...
A ringer I say........one that potentially makes Oly much more fatal to the opposition in the Nationals if she is close to her former self.
Well I was at the practice where I saw all three sisters and the rest of the bad ass Oly lineup and I must say it will be a viscous day when they step on the track together. I can't think of a more impressive and solid two lines. I am not sure if femme will jam but she will be more then impressive in the pack annihilating unsuspecting jammers.
This fan is more than giddy for Saturday's matchup.
fun with typos
it will be a viscous day when they step on the track together.
O NOES, that sounds awfully slippery!
LMAO
it will be a viscous day when they step on the track together.
O NOES, that sounds awfully slippery!
LMAO maybe I was thinking about that sport court in MA when we were suppose to bout Dirty Dozen.
Correction: KCRW's closest bout was not against CCRG.
Their closest bout of the 2009 season was against Arch Rival back in March. They beat ARRG by 9 points. 89-80.
Other than that. Can't wait until Friday!
Tremendous -- thanks!
I've printed the printer-friendly version and will have it in hand Saturday, along with the official program, when I'm in the stands for that day's orgy of tournament play.
Wow
This should be printed up and distributed to fledgling leagues around the world as a concise guide to the varying derby strategies used by top leagues in 2009.
Masterful work.
actually, three times
Madison and Texas have played three times:
Dairyland Dolls vs Texecutioners at the Bumberbout 2006
DDs vs Hotrod Honeys in Austin 2007
DDs vs Hotrod Honeys in Madison 2008
Dammit CJ, *four* times! You
Dammit CJ, *four* times! You were just on the other team the fourth time. Or maybe you don't remember the September 2008 bout because you turned that cartwheel on the track and suffered intra-cranial hemmorrhage.
That was a trick.
I was seeing who was paying attention.
Super preview by the way! I had to walk away a couple times so the adrenaline didn't give me a heart attack.
I was actually totally wrong
I was actually totally wrong about the bout at which you did the cartwheel, that was earlier this year with the Hotrod Honeys...i forgot i was at a Texas intraleague bout this year. I'm not sure how i forget such things but it's probably Lone Star based.
Front page pic of Angela Death and Whipity Pow...
Not sure if this was intentional or just a happy accident but thanks for recognizing 2 newcomers to the Nationals Tourney that are from the same hometown...
I'm extremely excited for this weekend. Go DRD and FTF!!
Heh
There are no accidents on DNN. Ever.
No accidents...merely predictions?
WOW.. I did not expect to see these two teams face off AGAIN at Nationals...(regionals last month was the first time in their four year history). WTG DNN for calling it :)
I always need a visual
I always need a visual demonstration to get how something works. Just reading an explanation doesn't do it for me. Is there anywhere online to see this "Chicago Typewriter" so I can get a feel for it? Or even a whole bout online and a general idea of when it occurs?
cute name, but we don't call
cute name, but we don't call it that...it's probably the product of Chicago history micro-fiche for brains and announcer extraordinaire Val Capone (tommy gun, right val?)
re-engage. waterfall. recycle. we don't lay claim to inventing any of that...but when it is executed well and the announceer is on top of it, it makes sense.
Maybe that came out wrong
Didn't mean to suggest that WCR invented the idea of repeatedly hitting people :) ... however, the speed of the replacement totally earned that nickname. I know there was at least one moment in the Philly / Windy City bout earlier this year where a Philly jammer got caught on the outside and it looked like she got hit three separate times from the same angle in like a half second... it's amazing when it's on point. (And yes, you're right, I heard it first from Val.)
Detroit
don't forget that detroit also features some stars from whip it.
backwards
don't forget that detroit also features some stars from whip it.
bullshit. whip it features some stars on loan from the detroit derby girls.
Track Rat
Man, that is a really tough loss for KC. She's an incredible skater and a great personality on track. I hate that she won't be on track at the national tournament. Damn damn double damn.
Well if they can do it with March Madness ...
On my blog, I've posted predictions, scores and all. Unless you're for Texas, you won't like 'em.
Bracket Predictions?
I miss my favorite DNN tool - where's the brackets so I can input my score predictions??
no track rat?
she's not listed on the team writeup, but IS listed on the roster under the link to the game. is she playing??
Celia Graves
CRG