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2009 Nationals Preview: Team Profiles

Philly | Gotham | Boston | Windy City | Madison | Detroit | Texas | Kansas City | Houston | Oly | Rocky Mountain | Denver

Texas (#1 South Central)

First bout: vs winner of Boston / Madison, Saturday 11am

2009 WFTDA record: 9-1

2009 biggest win: 451-8 over Oklahoma, May 30

2009 biggest loss: 84-76 to Gotham, June 19

2009 closest bout: 83-77 win over Bay Area, September 6

2009 background: The sport's progenitors have long been known for giving newbies and developing teams a harsh welcome to top-flight play, but they outdid themselves this year with five 200+ point games, 4 of them coming against teams that qualified for the South Central tournament. When facing more experienced teams , though, Texas still almost always wins, if by much closer margins: they turned back stiff challenges from Boston (34 points), Charm City (8 points) and Bay Area (6 points) this year. Their biggest bout of the year was a grudge rematch with Gotham, where each team held the lead for about half the bout before Gotham put it away in the final few minutes.

Tournament history: It would be a little absurd to try and compare the intangible aspect of which teams "want it more" ... but that being said, it's hard to imagine a team wanting it more than Texas at this point. They've had tremendously frustrating ends to their last two appearances at Nationals, reaching the semifinals in 2007 but getting eliminated by Rat City in an infamous deathmatch and getting exactly as far in 2008 but losing a dramatic overtime contest to Windy City. Texas is the only team at this year's Nationals to have advanced to the semifinals in both 2007 and 2008.

Lowdown: As one might expect from the most experienced team in derby, Texas is a total package of derby skill -- hitting, positional blocking, speed and game smarts. They have a great deal of depth and no obvious weaknesses. On top of that, they're among the best in penalty management and are one of the few leagues whose blockers will check the penalty box time remaining between jams to see exactly how much time is left to kill.

Players to watch: Veteran Rice Rocket was one of Texas' main jammers for years but has been slowly transitioning to a blocking role and doing it exceptionally well; keep an eye out for her ability to plow stop wide in front of a jammer and erase her escape route. On the flip side, Olivia Shootin' John has blossomed into one of Texas' most deadly jammers; she'll be one of TX's major scoring threats alongside the intense Bloody Mary. And there will likely be nobody all weekend hitting harder than Bullet Tooth Tracy, whose deceptively lackadaisical patrolling at the front of the pack becomes a ferocious rush once a jammer gets too close.

Road to the championship: Texas lies in wait for the winner of Friday's Boston vs. Madison opening bout; Texas has played each team once and won both games. After that, Texas gets either Philly, Rocky Mountain or Houston in the final four.

Roster: 1889 Belle Starr // 40 Bloody Mary // 17 Bullet Tooth Tracy // XX  Cat Tastrophe // 41 Cheap Trixie // 100 Crackerjack // 76 Curvette // 222 Desi Cration // 333  Dilla // 5 Kat A Killzem // 56 Lucille Brawl // 19 Molotov M. Pale // 22 Morphine // 03 Olivia Shootin' John // 3E8 Rice Rocket // 21 Rita Menweep // 13 Ryder Down // 18 Shank // 360 The Angie‐Christ  // 53 Vicious van GoGo 

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Only in derby journalism can

Only in derby journalism can one get bequeathed a sentence like this -- "Oly now holds the longest (temporal) winning streak among Nationals teams" -- and it makes perfect sense. That's worth another $1.38 pledge, by golly!

"Madison and Texas have met

"Madison and Texas have met once before, with Texas taking a 144-59 victory at home in October 2008."

Actually, it was September. Can i have a no-prize?

If only...

If only he had the most comprehensive database of derby scores anywhere at his fingertips while he was writing this. Oh wait...

*~[;-p

also only in derby journalism

Can Boston's two losses in only two games against Carolina ever, within a 9-month span, be considered a "long rivalry." ;)

If you were a fetus that

If you were a fetus that would seem like a freaking lifetime.

True

But flat-track is already old enough to skate by itself in the driveway until the street lights come on.

(Why does "reply" never end up with a nested comment for me? This is harder than eyeballing 20 feet from the pack.)

For Ruby Khan

Ruby Khan wrote:

(Why does "reply" never end up with a nested comment for me? This is harder than eyeballing 20 feet from the pack.)

Because you are using "reply" when you want to use "quote?"

Nice job...

Justice, nice job.

Paul Williams

Thanks!

Thanks for the profile write ups, those are very appreciated!
Great work DNN!
DBC
Houston Roller Derby

DNN = enablers

Thank you so much for these write-ups. I've been so anxious for nationals to get here and this really takes the edge off. I just can't get enough of this sport and DNN always provides. Thanks for the fix!

Oly Fatale!

A ringer I say........one that potentially makes Oly much more fatal to the opposition in the Nationals if she is close to her former self.

booo.

retire or don't. definitely, don't call it a comeback. booooooooo.

hellarad
derby's most ignacious skate 'zine
www.wearehellarad.com

Opportunism?

The thing is that while teams can play whoever they want within the WFTDA rules, she didn't pay the price to put Oly in the position to skate for a championship like the other skaters did. Yeah, will she call it a career after the nationals or will she skate as an active member of the league for the next interleague bouting season?

Femme Pre-Natale

I'm kinda thinking the pregnancy had more to do with her not skating this season than any nefarious machinations. She was at most if not all the home bouts.

A mothers scorn...

CynicalGuy wrote:

A ringer I say........one that potentially makes Oly much more fatal to the opposition in the Nationals if she is close to her former self.

Well I was at the practice where I saw all three sisters and the rest of the bad ass Oly lineup and I must say it will be a viscous day when they step on the track together. I can't think of a more impressive and solid two lines. I am not sure if femme will jam but she will be more then impressive in the pack annihilating unsuspecting jammers.

This fan is more than giddy for Saturday's matchup.

fun with typos

G. No-Evil wrote:

it will be a viscous day when they step on the track together.

O NOES, that sounds awfully slippery!

LMAO

Hambone wrote:
G. No-Evil wrote:

it will be a viscous day when they step on the track together.

O NOES, that sounds awfully slippery!

LMAO maybe I was thinking about that sport court in MA when we were suppose to bout Dirty Dozen.

Correction: KCRW's closest bout was not against CCRG.

Their closest bout of the 2009 season was against Arch Rival back in March. They beat ARRG by 9 points. 89-80.

Other than that. Can't wait until Friday!

Tremendous -- thanks!

I've printed the printer-friendly version and will have it in hand Saturday, along with the official program, when I'm in the stands for that day's orgy of tournament play.

Wow

This should be printed up and distributed to fledgling leagues around the world as a concise guide to the varying derby strategies used by top leagues in 2009.
Masterful work.

actually, three times

Madison and Texas have played three times:
Dairyland Dolls vs Texecutioners at the Bumberbout 2006
DDs vs Hotrod Honeys in Austin 2007
DDs vs Hotrod Honeys in Madison 2008

Dammit CJ, *four* times! You

Dammit CJ, *four* times! You were just on the other team the fourth time. Or maybe you don't remember the September 2008 bout because you turned that cartwheel on the track and suffered intra-cranial hemmorrhage.

That was a trick.

I was seeing who was paying attention.

Super preview by the way! I had to walk away a couple times so the adrenaline didn't give me a heart attack.

I was actually totally wrong

I was actually totally wrong about the bout at which you did the cartwheel, that was earlier this year with the Hotrod Honeys...i forgot i was at a Texas intraleague bout this year. I'm not sure how i forget such things but it's probably Lone Star based.

Front page pic of Angela Death and Whipity Pow...

Not sure if this was intentional or just a happy accident but thanks for recognizing 2 newcomers to the Nationals Tourney that are from the same hometown...

I'm extremely excited for this weekend. Go DRD and FTF!!

Heh

There are no accidents on DNN. Ever.

No accidents...merely predictions?

WOW.. I did not expect to see these two teams face off AGAIN at Nationals...(regionals last month was the first time in their four year history). WTG DNN for calling it :)

I always need a visual

I always need a visual demonstration to get how something works. Just reading an explanation doesn't do it for me. Is there anywhere online to see this "Chicago Typewriter" so I can get a feel for it? Or even a whole bout online and a general idea of when it occurs?

cute name, but we don't call

cute name, but we don't call it that...it's probably the product of Chicago history micro-fiche for brains and announcer extraordinaire Val Capone (tommy gun, right val?)
re-engage. waterfall. recycle. we don't lay claim to inventing any of that...but when it is executed well and the announceer is on top of it, it makes sense.

Maybe that came out wrong

Didn't mean to suggest that WCR invented the idea of repeatedly hitting people :) ... however, the speed of the replacement totally earned that nickname. I know there was at least one moment in the Philly / Windy City bout earlier this year where a Philly jammer got caught on the outside and it looked like she got hit three separate times from the same angle in like a half second... it's amazing when it's on point. (And yes, you're right, I heard it first from Val.)

Detroit

don't forget that detroit also features some stars from whip it.

backwards

Ragnar Danneskjöld wrote:

don't forget that detroit also features some stars from whip it.

bullshit. whip it features some stars on loan from the detroit derby girls.

Track Rat

Man, that is a really tough loss for KC. She's an incredible skater and a great personality on track. I hate that she won't be on track at the national tournament. Damn damn double damn.

Well if they can do it with March Madness ...

On my blog, I've posted predictions, scores and all. Unless you're for Texas, you won't like 'em.

Bracket Predictions?

I miss my favorite DNN tool - where's the brackets so I can input my score predictions??

no track rat?

she's not listed on the team writeup, but IS listed on the roster under the link to the game. is she playing??

Celia Graves
CRG