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2009 Nationals Preview: Team Profiles

Philly | Gotham | Boston | Windy City | Madison | Detroit | Texas | Kansas City | Houston | Oly | Rocky Mountain | Denver

Detroit (#3 North Central)

First bout: vs. Gotham, 8:45pm Friday

2009 WFTDA record: 8-4

2009 biggest win: 275-56 over Madison, October 10

2009 biggest loss: 119-59 to Windy City, March 28

2009 closest bout: 107-95 loss to Madison, September 19

2009 background: Something of an odd up-and-down year for Detroit, as they lost to two teams that didn't qualify for Nationals -- Rat City and Charm City -- but also defeated two teams that will be heading to Nationals, Boston and Madison. The Detroit / Madison situation is a particularly good example of the strange nature of Detroit's year. Detroit lost in the semifinals of the North Central regionals 107-95, and was therefore relegated to 3rd place in that tournament and its attendant 3 seed slot in Nationals, but Detroit roared back three weeks later to pulverize Madison 275-76.

Tournament history: Detroit was a surprise party crasher at the 2007 Nationals after they dealt Minnesota an upset at that year's Eastern Regionals, and although they didn't make it to Nationals in 2008, they quite nearly knocked out Philly in a 10-point loss during 2008 Eastern Regionals.

Lowdown: Detroit fulfills their city's rep for physical defense, as they've got one of the more bruising lineups coming to Philly -- last year's aforementioned Regionals clash with Philly was a brutal matchup of power on power in the pack. Even most of Detroit's offensive weapons, particularly Sarah Hipel and Racer McChaseher, are power jammers that are every bit as likely to knock an opposing blocker of their way as to wait for a hole to develop. That doesn't mean they lack in speed, though -- a star pass at North Central Regionals allowed Detroit's Racer and Sista Slit'chya to combine for one of the only two 30-point jams in WFTDA tournament history.

Players to watch: Sista Slit'chya has come on the Detroit all-star scene as an important new jammer in 2009 and vet Boo D. Livers has been reliable for a long time, but it's the Detroit blockers that provide most of the fireworks. Look out for Cookie Rumble, Black Eyed Skeez and Rock Candy -- along with double-threat Hipel and Racer -- to be dispensing measured violence left and right in the pack.

Road to the championship: Like fellow 3 seed Houston, Detroit has an extremely tough road ahead of them. First they'd have to take down defending champs Gotham, and follow that up by knocking off West champ Oly, still undefeated in 2009. After that, it's Windy City, Denver or Kansas City standing between Detroit and a trip to the championship bout.

Roster: Black Eyed Skeez 313 // boo d. livers 24/7 // Bruisie Siouxxx 303 // Bytch Ryder 44 // Cookie Rumble 33 // Del Bomber 76 // Devil Kitty 20 // Diesel Doll I75 // Elle McFearsome 6 // Fatal Femme 46 // Honey Suckit 1974 // Polly Fester 100% // Racer McChaseHer 28 // Rock Candy 10 // Roxanna Hardplace 3 // Sarah Hipel 989 // Sista Slit'chya 5 // Summers Eve-L 68 // Vega Vendetta 181 // Vicious Vixen 0

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Only in derby journalism can

Only in derby journalism can one get bequeathed a sentence like this -- "Oly now holds the longest (temporal) winning streak among Nationals teams" -- and it makes perfect sense. That's worth another $1.38 pledge, by golly!

"Madison and Texas have met

"Madison and Texas have met once before, with Texas taking a 144-59 victory at home in October 2008."

Actually, it was September. Can i have a no-prize?

If only...

If only he had the most comprehensive database of derby scores anywhere at his fingertips while he was writing this. Oh wait...

*~[;-p

also only in derby journalism

Can Boston's two losses in only two games against Carolina ever, within a 9-month span, be considered a "long rivalry." ;)

If you were a fetus that

If you were a fetus that would seem like a freaking lifetime.

True

But flat-track is already old enough to skate by itself in the driveway until the street lights come on.

(Why does "reply" never end up with a nested comment for me? This is harder than eyeballing 20 feet from the pack.)

For Ruby Khan

Ruby Khan wrote:

(Why does "reply" never end up with a nested comment for me? This is harder than eyeballing 20 feet from the pack.)

Because you are using "reply" when you want to use "quote?"

Nice job...

Justice, nice job.

Paul Williams

Thanks!

Thanks for the profile write ups, those are very appreciated!
Great work DNN!
DBC
Houston Roller Derby

DNN = enablers

Thank you so much for these write-ups. I've been so anxious for nationals to get here and this really takes the edge off. I just can't get enough of this sport and DNN always provides. Thanks for the fix!

Oly Fatale!

A ringer I say........one that potentially makes Oly much more fatal to the opposition in the Nationals if she is close to her former self.

booo.

retire or don't. definitely, don't call it a comeback. booooooooo.

hellarad
derby's most ignacious skate 'zine
www.wearehellarad.com

Opportunism?

The thing is that while teams can play whoever they want within the WFTDA rules, she didn't pay the price to put Oly in the position to skate for a championship like the other skaters did. Yeah, will she call it a career after the nationals or will she skate as an active member of the league for the next interleague bouting season?

Femme Pre-Natale

I'm kinda thinking the pregnancy had more to do with her not skating this season than any nefarious machinations. She was at most if not all the home bouts.

A mothers scorn...

CynicalGuy wrote:

A ringer I say........one that potentially makes Oly much more fatal to the opposition in the Nationals if she is close to her former self.

Well I was at the practice where I saw all three sisters and the rest of the bad ass Oly lineup and I must say it will be a viscous day when they step on the track together. I can't think of a more impressive and solid two lines. I am not sure if femme will jam but she will be more then impressive in the pack annihilating unsuspecting jammers.

This fan is more than giddy for Saturday's matchup.

fun with typos

G. No-Evil wrote:

it will be a viscous day when they step on the track together.

O NOES, that sounds awfully slippery!

LMAO

Hambone wrote:
G. No-Evil wrote:

it will be a viscous day when they step on the track together.

O NOES, that sounds awfully slippery!

LMAO maybe I was thinking about that sport court in MA when we were suppose to bout Dirty Dozen.

Correction: KCRW's closest bout was not against CCRG.

Their closest bout of the 2009 season was against Arch Rival back in March. They beat ARRG by 9 points. 89-80.

Other than that. Can't wait until Friday!

Tremendous -- thanks!

I've printed the printer-friendly version and will have it in hand Saturday, along with the official program, when I'm in the stands for that day's orgy of tournament play.

Wow

This should be printed up and distributed to fledgling leagues around the world as a concise guide to the varying derby strategies used by top leagues in 2009.
Masterful work.

actually, three times

Madison and Texas have played three times:
Dairyland Dolls vs Texecutioners at the Bumberbout 2006
DDs vs Hotrod Honeys in Austin 2007
DDs vs Hotrod Honeys in Madison 2008

Dammit CJ, *four* times! You

Dammit CJ, *four* times! You were just on the other team the fourth time. Or maybe you don't remember the September 2008 bout because you turned that cartwheel on the track and suffered intra-cranial hemmorrhage.

That was a trick.

I was seeing who was paying attention.

Super preview by the way! I had to walk away a couple times so the adrenaline didn't give me a heart attack.

I was actually totally wrong

I was actually totally wrong about the bout at which you did the cartwheel, that was earlier this year with the Hotrod Honeys...i forgot i was at a Texas intraleague bout this year. I'm not sure how i forget such things but it's probably Lone Star based.

Front page pic of Angela Death and Whipity Pow...

Not sure if this was intentional or just a happy accident but thanks for recognizing 2 newcomers to the Nationals Tourney that are from the same hometown...

I'm extremely excited for this weekend. Go DRD and FTF!!

Heh

There are no accidents on DNN. Ever.

No accidents...merely predictions?

WOW.. I did not expect to see these two teams face off AGAIN at Nationals...(regionals last month was the first time in their four year history). WTG DNN for calling it :)

I always need a visual

I always need a visual demonstration to get how something works. Just reading an explanation doesn't do it for me. Is there anywhere online to see this "Chicago Typewriter" so I can get a feel for it? Or even a whole bout online and a general idea of when it occurs?

cute name, but we don't call

cute name, but we don't call it that...it's probably the product of Chicago history micro-fiche for brains and announcer extraordinaire Val Capone (tommy gun, right val?)
re-engage. waterfall. recycle. we don't lay claim to inventing any of that...but when it is executed well and the announceer is on top of it, it makes sense.

Maybe that came out wrong

Didn't mean to suggest that WCR invented the idea of repeatedly hitting people :) ... however, the speed of the replacement totally earned that nickname. I know there was at least one moment in the Philly / Windy City bout earlier this year where a Philly jammer got caught on the outside and it looked like she got hit three separate times from the same angle in like a half second... it's amazing when it's on point. (And yes, you're right, I heard it first from Val.)

Detroit

don't forget that detroit also features some stars from whip it.

backwards

Ragnar Danneskjöld wrote:

don't forget that detroit also features some stars from whip it.

bullshit. whip it features some stars on loan from the detroit derby girls.

Track Rat

Man, that is a really tough loss for KC. She's an incredible skater and a great personality on track. I hate that she won't be on track at the national tournament. Damn damn double damn.

Well if they can do it with March Madness ...

On my blog, I've posted predictions, scores and all. Unless you're for Texas, you won't like 'em.

Bracket Predictions?

I miss my favorite DNN tool - where's the brackets so I can input my score predictions??

no track rat?

she's not listed on the team writeup, but IS listed on the roster under the link to the game. is she playing??

Celia Graves
CRG