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2009 Nationals Preview: Team Profiles

Philly | Gotham | Boston | Windy City | Madison | Detroit | Texas | Kansas City | Houston | Oly | Rocky Mountain | Denver

Windy City (North Central #1)

First bout: vs winner of Kansas City / Denver, Saturday 1:30pm

2009 WFTDA record: 10-1

2009 biggest win: 186-45 over Arch Rival, April 25

2009 biggest loss: 70-69 to Philly, July 25

2009 closest bout: 70-69 to Philly, July 25

2009 background: Windy City has more 2009 wins than any other team appearing at this year's Nationals, and came within just one point of a perfect season thus far in a loss to Philly. Other than Philly, though, hardly anybody has been able to touch them. Charm City came the closest by playing a fierce last quarter to lose by 19 points in August, but the average margin of victory for WCR in 2009 has been 74 points, and WCR wasn't taking on slouches -- all of their opponents were top-25 teams.

With the exception of a loss to a since-depleted Carolina team back in June of 2008, Windy City has only lost to Philly (twice) and Gotham (twice) in the past two years.

Tournament history: Since 2007, Windy City's tournament road has almost always had a Gotham-sized wall at the end of it. WCR reached the finals of the 2007 Eastern Regionals and was stopped by Gotham there; they were one-and-done at 07 Nationals when they went up against Texas. In 2008, Windy City once again reached the finals of Easterns and lost to Gotham -- they got a chance at revenge six weeks later in the finals of Nationals, but for the third time Gotham was victorious. In WCR's three tournament matches with Gotham, they've lost by an average of 57 points.

Lowdown: Like all of the teams that have progressed to the point where they can take a regional championship, Windy City has turned re-engagement into an art form -- they're particularly effective at forcing a nearly-free jammer to get to the back of the line. WCR's team blocking has gotten so precise that they've coined their own name for it -- watch for their "Chicago typewriter" triple-hit, where a jammer unfortunate enough to get stuck on the outside of a turn trying to beat the last girl will receive three rapid-fire hard hits from the remainder of the WCR pack and suddenly have to start the pass all over again.

Players to watch: WCR has serious contrast in their jammer styles, as tiny Varla Vendetta and Shocka Conduit get support from tall and leggy Eva Dead, Athena DeCrime and the up-and-coming Ruth Enasia.

Windy City mainstays Malice With Chains and Megan Formor are both set to retire after Nationals, which will likely inspire even fiercer play from both of those already intense blockers. Watch for Megan's particularly impressive ability to point her skates away from each other and ride the curve to stay in bounds after hitting a jammer into the corners. Also in the pack, keep an eye on tough Hoosier Mama, a dangerous combination of raw power and agility for any jammer to contend with.

Road to the championship: Windy City's bye gives them Kansas City or Denver in their first bout; WCR thumped Kansas City badly the last time they met a little over a year ago, 155-39. Windy and Denver have not played before. If Windy City gets past their first test, they get it on with Oly, Detroit or their longtime nemeses Gotham in the final four.

Roster: Amy Nonamey 57 // Athena DeCrime 30 // Beth Amphetamine 98 // Blossom Bruiso 5 // Donna Party 1847 // Eva Dead 0 // Georgia on Yer Behind 70 // Go-Go Hatchet 17 // Hoosier Mama 219 // Malice With Chains 6 // Megan Formor 1980 // Mo Vengeance 22 // Nina Millimeter 9 // Ruth Enasia 81 // Shocka Conduit 15 // Tori Adore 19 // Varla Vendetta 25 // Wreck N Shrew 24 // Ying O Fire 777 // Yvette YourMaker 999

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Only in derby journalism can

Only in derby journalism can one get bequeathed a sentence like this -- "Oly now holds the longest (temporal) winning streak among Nationals teams" -- and it makes perfect sense. That's worth another $1.38 pledge, by golly!

"Madison and Texas have met

"Madison and Texas have met once before, with Texas taking a 144-59 victory at home in October 2008."

Actually, it was September. Can i have a no-prize?

If only...

If only he had the most comprehensive database of derby scores anywhere at his fingertips while he was writing this. Oh wait...

*~[;-p

also only in derby journalism

Can Boston's two losses in only two games against Carolina ever, within a 9-month span, be considered a "long rivalry." ;)

If you were a fetus that

If you were a fetus that would seem like a freaking lifetime.

True

But flat-track is already old enough to skate by itself in the driveway until the street lights come on.

(Why does "reply" never end up with a nested comment for me? This is harder than eyeballing 20 feet from the pack.)

For Ruby Khan

Ruby Khan wrote:

(Why does "reply" never end up with a nested comment for me? This is harder than eyeballing 20 feet from the pack.)

Because you are using "reply" when you want to use "quote?"

Nice job...

Justice, nice job.

Paul Williams

Thanks!

Thanks for the profile write ups, those are very appreciated!
Great work DNN!
DBC
Houston Roller Derby

DNN = enablers

Thank you so much for these write-ups. I've been so anxious for nationals to get here and this really takes the edge off. I just can't get enough of this sport and DNN always provides. Thanks for the fix!

Oly Fatale!

A ringer I say........one that potentially makes Oly much more fatal to the opposition in the Nationals if she is close to her former self.

booo.

retire or don't. definitely, don't call it a comeback. booooooooo.

hellarad
derby's most ignacious skate 'zine
www.wearehellarad.com

Opportunism?

The thing is that while teams can play whoever they want within the WFTDA rules, she didn't pay the price to put Oly in the position to skate for a championship like the other skaters did. Yeah, will she call it a career after the nationals or will she skate as an active member of the league for the next interleague bouting season?

Femme Pre-Natale

I'm kinda thinking the pregnancy had more to do with her not skating this season than any nefarious machinations. She was at most if not all the home bouts.

A mothers scorn...

CynicalGuy wrote:

A ringer I say........one that potentially makes Oly much more fatal to the opposition in the Nationals if she is close to her former self.

Well I was at the practice where I saw all three sisters and the rest of the bad ass Oly lineup and I must say it will be a viscous day when they step on the track together. I can't think of a more impressive and solid two lines. I am not sure if femme will jam but she will be more then impressive in the pack annihilating unsuspecting jammers.

This fan is more than giddy for Saturday's matchup.

fun with typos

G. No-Evil wrote:

it will be a viscous day when they step on the track together.

O NOES, that sounds awfully slippery!

LMAO

Hambone wrote:
G. No-Evil wrote:

it will be a viscous day when they step on the track together.

O NOES, that sounds awfully slippery!

LMAO maybe I was thinking about that sport court in MA when we were suppose to bout Dirty Dozen.

Correction: KCRW's closest bout was not against CCRG.

Their closest bout of the 2009 season was against Arch Rival back in March. They beat ARRG by 9 points. 89-80.

Other than that. Can't wait until Friday!

Tremendous -- thanks!

I've printed the printer-friendly version and will have it in hand Saturday, along with the official program, when I'm in the stands for that day's orgy of tournament play.

Wow

This should be printed up and distributed to fledgling leagues around the world as a concise guide to the varying derby strategies used by top leagues in 2009.
Masterful work.

actually, three times

Madison and Texas have played three times:
Dairyland Dolls vs Texecutioners at the Bumberbout 2006
DDs vs Hotrod Honeys in Austin 2007
DDs vs Hotrod Honeys in Madison 2008

Dammit CJ, *four* times! You

Dammit CJ, *four* times! You were just on the other team the fourth time. Or maybe you don't remember the September 2008 bout because you turned that cartwheel on the track and suffered intra-cranial hemmorrhage.

That was a trick.

I was seeing who was paying attention.

Super preview by the way! I had to walk away a couple times so the adrenaline didn't give me a heart attack.

I was actually totally wrong

I was actually totally wrong about the bout at which you did the cartwheel, that was earlier this year with the Hotrod Honeys...i forgot i was at a Texas intraleague bout this year. I'm not sure how i forget such things but it's probably Lone Star based.

Front page pic of Angela Death and Whipity Pow...

Not sure if this was intentional or just a happy accident but thanks for recognizing 2 newcomers to the Nationals Tourney that are from the same hometown...

I'm extremely excited for this weekend. Go DRD and FTF!!

Heh

There are no accidents on DNN. Ever.

No accidents...merely predictions?

WOW.. I did not expect to see these two teams face off AGAIN at Nationals...(regionals last month was the first time in their four year history). WTG DNN for calling it :)

I always need a visual

I always need a visual demonstration to get how something works. Just reading an explanation doesn't do it for me. Is there anywhere online to see this "Chicago Typewriter" so I can get a feel for it? Or even a whole bout online and a general idea of when it occurs?

cute name, but we don't call

cute name, but we don't call it that...it's probably the product of Chicago history micro-fiche for brains and announcer extraordinaire Val Capone (tommy gun, right val?)
re-engage. waterfall. recycle. we don't lay claim to inventing any of that...but when it is executed well and the announceer is on top of it, it makes sense.

Maybe that came out wrong

Didn't mean to suggest that WCR invented the idea of repeatedly hitting people :) ... however, the speed of the replacement totally earned that nickname. I know there was at least one moment in the Philly / Windy City bout earlier this year where a Philly jammer got caught on the outside and it looked like she got hit three separate times from the same angle in like a half second... it's amazing when it's on point. (And yes, you're right, I heard it first from Val.)

Detroit

don't forget that detroit also features some stars from whip it.

backwards

Ragnar Danneskjöld wrote:

don't forget that detroit also features some stars from whip it.

bullshit. whip it features some stars on loan from the detroit derby girls.

Track Rat

Man, that is a really tough loss for KC. She's an incredible skater and a great personality on track. I hate that she won't be on track at the national tournament. Damn damn double damn.

Well if they can do it with March Madness ...

On my blog, I've posted predictions, scores and all. Unless you're for Texas, you won't like 'em.

Bracket Predictions?

I miss my favorite DNN tool - where's the brackets so I can input my score predictions??

no track rat?

she's not listed on the team writeup, but IS listed on the roster under the link to the game. is she playing??

Celia Graves
CRG