2009 Nationals Preview: Team Profiles
Philly | Gotham | Boston | Windy City | Madison | Detroit | Texas | Kansas City | Houston | Oly | Rocky Mountain | Denver
Boston (East #3)

First bout: vs. Madison, 3:30pm Friday
2009 record: 9-8
2009 biggest win: 298-22 over Pikes Peak, September 19
2009 biggest loss: 188-44 to Gotham, March 28
2009 closest bout: 82-81 loss to Carolina, June 27 (East Coast Extravaganza)
2009 background: Boston started slow in 2009, losing six out of their first 8 bouts against tough competition, but after a 155-107 win over Duke City in July, their season began to turn around a bit. A big 129-58 victory at Rollercon against Bay Area announced that they were a serious national threat, and they made good on that promise at Eastern Regionals by beating two teams they'd lost to earlier in the year -- first decisively taking the upper hand in their long rivalry with Carolina by dismissing them 112-40, and then hanging on for a upset of favored Charm City in the third-place bout, winning 156-142 to advance to Nationals.
Boston is one of four Nationals teams to have played a bout between Regionals and Nationals -- they spanked Pikes Peak in August, 298-22.
Tournament history: This is Boston's first appearance at Nationals, and in doing so they shake off a tough-luck reputation from their 2007 and 2008 Regionals appearances, where the went to the last jam with Detroit (in 2007) and Carolina (in 2008) before being eliminated in those two bouts. Notably, they did knock off Madison 90-88 in a thriller of a consolation-round bout in the 2008 Regionals; Madison will be their first-round opponent here to kick off Nationals.
Lowdown: Boston's defense can get lights-out when things are completely clicking --they held Pikes Peak, Carolina, Montreal and Connecticut to under 40 points each this year. However, they have shown an occasional propensity to allow big scoring runs for their opponents that can either put a mostly close game out of reach or allow a game that seemed won to almost be lost.
The most notable examples of that this year came in their June bout against Carolina, where Boston had a tough time getting started and was behind 47-12 before getting it together, and their Regionals bout against Charm City, where they were up 145-72 with about 12 minutes to play, but a massive Charm City surge brought that 73 point lead all the way down to 14 points before time finally expired. Boston certainly won't be able to afford any lengthy lapses like those if they're going to go deep in this very tough tournament.
Players to watch: Blocking is keyed by lanky pivot Shellby Shattered, a serious force in the front of a pack, Harley Quinn, who excels at one-on-one blocking, and the particularly hard hitting from Etta Maims and Harlot Fevah. Savvy longtime vet Anna Wrecks'Ya can also provide some confounding positional play in the pack. On the jam line it's Krushpuppy and Claire D. Way who usually lead Massacre scoring, with the particularly agile Claire occasionally performing some crowd-pleasing, physics-defying 360 spins to keep her balance after hits.
Road to the championship: A first-round date with Madison (#2 North Central) will be followed by a match against South Central #1 Texas on Saturday if Boston prevails; Texas defeated Boston 118-84 earlier this year, but as noted before, Boston has managed to get revenge on two teams already this year. If Boston can score a huge upset on Texas, they'll face Philly, Rocky Mountain or Houston in the final four.
Roster: Anna Wrecks'Ya 101 // Claire D. Way 1984 // Etta Maims B52 // Harley Quinn 9669 // Harlot Fevah 99 // Kitty Twister 138 // Krushpuppy (843) // Lois Carmen Dominator 011 // Maude Forbid 7:1 // Maura Buse 34B // Mrs. Dash 360 // Pina Collidah 77 // Pussy Venom 28 // Quick Sandy 24 // Rocky 5 // Shellby Shattered -0 // Sugar Hits 1001 // Triple Deck-Her 3D



Comments
Only in derby journalism can
Only in derby journalism can one get bequeathed a sentence like this -- "Oly now holds the longest (temporal) winning streak among Nationals teams" -- and it makes perfect sense. That's worth another $1.38 pledge, by golly!
"Madison and Texas have met
"Madison and Texas have met once before, with Texas taking a 144-59 victory at home in October 2008."
Actually, it was September. Can i have a no-prize?
If only...
If only he had the most comprehensive database of derby scores anywhere at his fingertips while he was writing this. Oh wait...
*~[;-p
also only in derby journalism
Can Boston's two losses in only two games against Carolina ever, within a 9-month span, be considered a "long rivalry." ;)
If you were a fetus that
If you were a fetus that would seem like a freaking lifetime.
True
But flat-track is already old enough to skate by itself in the driveway until the street lights come on.
(Why does "reply" never end up with a nested comment for me? This is harder than eyeballing 20 feet from the pack.)
For Ruby Khan
(Why does "reply" never end up with a nested comment for me? This is harder than eyeballing 20 feet from the pack.)
Because you are using "reply" when you want to use "quote?"
Nice job...
Justice, nice job.
Paul Williams
Thanks!
Thanks for the profile write ups, those are very appreciated!
Great work DNN!
DBC
Houston Roller Derby
DNN = enablers
Thank you so much for these write-ups. I've been so anxious for nationals to get here and this really takes the edge off. I just can't get enough of this sport and DNN always provides. Thanks for the fix!
Oly Fatale!
A ringer I say........one that potentially makes Oly much more fatal to the opposition in the Nationals if she is close to her former self.
booo.
retire or don't. definitely, don't call it a comeback. booooooooo.
hellarad
derby's most ignacious skate 'zine
www.wearehellarad.com
Opportunism?
The thing is that while teams can play whoever they want within the WFTDA rules, she didn't pay the price to put Oly in the position to skate for a championship like the other skaters did. Yeah, will she call it a career after the nationals or will she skate as an active member of the league for the next interleague bouting season?
Femme Pre-Natale
I'm kinda thinking the pregnancy had more to do with her not skating this season than any nefarious machinations. She was at most if not all the home bouts.
A mothers scorn...
A ringer I say........one that potentially makes Oly much more fatal to the opposition in the Nationals if she is close to her former self.
Well I was at the practice where I saw all three sisters and the rest of the bad ass Oly lineup and I must say it will be a viscous day when they step on the track together. I can't think of a more impressive and solid two lines. I am not sure if femme will jam but she will be more then impressive in the pack annihilating unsuspecting jammers.
This fan is more than giddy for Saturday's matchup.
fun with typos
it will be a viscous day when they step on the track together.
O NOES, that sounds awfully slippery!
LMAO
it will be a viscous day when they step on the track together.
O NOES, that sounds awfully slippery!
LMAO maybe I was thinking about that sport court in MA when we were suppose to bout Dirty Dozen.
Correction: KCRW's closest bout was not against CCRG.
Their closest bout of the 2009 season was against Arch Rival back in March. They beat ARRG by 9 points. 89-80.
Other than that. Can't wait until Friday!
Tremendous -- thanks!
I've printed the printer-friendly version and will have it in hand Saturday, along with the official program, when I'm in the stands for that day's orgy of tournament play.
Wow
This should be printed up and distributed to fledgling leagues around the world as a concise guide to the varying derby strategies used by top leagues in 2009.
Masterful work.
actually, three times
Madison and Texas have played three times:
Dairyland Dolls vs Texecutioners at the Bumberbout 2006
DDs vs Hotrod Honeys in Austin 2007
DDs vs Hotrod Honeys in Madison 2008
Dammit CJ, *four* times! You
Dammit CJ, *four* times! You were just on the other team the fourth time. Or maybe you don't remember the September 2008 bout because you turned that cartwheel on the track and suffered intra-cranial hemmorrhage.
That was a trick.
I was seeing who was paying attention.
Super preview by the way! I had to walk away a couple times so the adrenaline didn't give me a heart attack.
I was actually totally wrong
I was actually totally wrong about the bout at which you did the cartwheel, that was earlier this year with the Hotrod Honeys...i forgot i was at a Texas intraleague bout this year. I'm not sure how i forget such things but it's probably Lone Star based.
Front page pic of Angela Death and Whipity Pow...
Not sure if this was intentional or just a happy accident but thanks for recognizing 2 newcomers to the Nationals Tourney that are from the same hometown...
I'm extremely excited for this weekend. Go DRD and FTF!!
Heh
There are no accidents on DNN. Ever.
No accidents...merely predictions?
WOW.. I did not expect to see these two teams face off AGAIN at Nationals...(regionals last month was the first time in their four year history). WTG DNN for calling it :)
I always need a visual
I always need a visual demonstration to get how something works. Just reading an explanation doesn't do it for me. Is there anywhere online to see this "Chicago Typewriter" so I can get a feel for it? Or even a whole bout online and a general idea of when it occurs?
cute name, but we don't call
cute name, but we don't call it that...it's probably the product of Chicago history micro-fiche for brains and announcer extraordinaire Val Capone (tommy gun, right val?)
re-engage. waterfall. recycle. we don't lay claim to inventing any of that...but when it is executed well and the announceer is on top of it, it makes sense.
Maybe that came out wrong
Didn't mean to suggest that WCR invented the idea of repeatedly hitting people :) ... however, the speed of the replacement totally earned that nickname. I know there was at least one moment in the Philly / Windy City bout earlier this year where a Philly jammer got caught on the outside and it looked like she got hit three separate times from the same angle in like a half second... it's amazing when it's on point. (And yes, you're right, I heard it first from Val.)
Detroit
don't forget that detroit also features some stars from whip it.
backwards
don't forget that detroit also features some stars from whip it.
bullshit. whip it features some stars on loan from the detroit derby girls.
Track Rat
Man, that is a really tough loss for KC. She's an incredible skater and a great personality on track. I hate that she won't be on track at the national tournament. Damn damn double damn.
Well if they can do it with March Madness ...
On my blog, I've posted predictions, scores and all. Unless you're for Texas, you won't like 'em.
Bracket Predictions?
I miss my favorite DNN tool - where's the brackets so I can input my score predictions??
no track rat?
she's not listed on the team writeup, but IS listed on the roster under the link to the game. is she playing??
Celia Graves
CRG