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2009 Nationals Preview: Team Profiles

Philly | Gotham | Boston | Windy City | Madison | Detroit | Texas | Kansas City | Houston | Oly | Rocky Mountain | Denver

Rocky Mountain (#2 West)

First bout: vs. Houston, 5:15pm Friday

2009 WFTDA record: 5-4

2009 biggest win: 187-14 over Omaha, June 6

2009 biggest loss: 179-93 to Duke City, February 22 (Four Corner Feud)

2009 closest bout: 122-107 victory over Denver, October 3 (Western Regionals)

2009 background: Rocky Mountain is most assuredly the biggest surprise guest at Nationals this year, as they opened up 0-3 for the year with losses to Duke City, Pikes Peak and Boston and only picked up two wins by defeating a couple of teams who did not qualify for the 10 team regional tournaments, Omaha and Sacred City. However, a timely influx of seasoned talent in DeRanged, Psycho Babble and Ecko Girl from nearby Pikes Peak helped give Rocky Mountain a new dimension just in time for Western Regionals -- and they became the lowest seed to ever advance from Regionals, bucking their #8 seed to upset both #3 seed Rose City and #2 seed Denver and finish second to Oly.

Tournament history: Rocky Mountain was the definition of a middle-of-the-pack team in 2007 and 2008 Western Regionals. They entered 2007 as the 9 seed, and lost to #8 Duke City in the first round; in 2008, they came in as the #6 seed and survived a round before getting solidly bounced by Texas. This is their first Nationals berth.

Lowdown: Rocky Mountain long had a reputation for being mostly defensively-minded and relying on a grinding game to eventually let the remarkable endurance of a short jammer rotation win the day; for the last two tournament cycles, Frida Beater and She Who Cannot Be Named handled the lion's share of the jamming duties. With the addition of De Ranged as a go-to jammer and Psycho deployed mostly in the pack, Rocky's game has gotten quite a bit more dynamic. Frida is showing she's remarkably dangerous as a blocker and the Pikes Peak transfers have brought their signature jammer defense skills with them, allowing RMRG to stall off the line and often pick the moment when their jammers will make their initial dive into the pack.

Players to watch: Somewhat overlooked in DeRanged's star turn at Westerns was the emergence of explosive new addition Whipity Pow, a small but gutsy jammer always scrambling to find a lane. Veteran Anne Shank, long primarily used as a blocker, was a surprise force with the star, marrying speed and determination in equal amounts to power her way through to daylight.

Blockers Catholic Cruel Girl and Assaultin' Pepa both had standout tournaments in the pack, consistently sending opposing jammers flying into the corners. Still, though, it's hard to understate the impact that DeRanged has on the team -- and on whichever jammer is unlucky to line up against her, as De loves to mess with her opposing number from the second whistle all the way to the end of the jam.

Road to the championship: Rocky Mountain is the seeding favorite in their matchup with Houston, and if RMRG gets past them they'll have their work cut out for them when they go up against Eastern Region champs Philly. An upset win there would pit Rocky Mountain against Texas, Madison or Boston in the final four. (Rocky Mountain and Denver are on opposite sides of the bracket, so a rematch of their chaotic, instantly infamous clash at Western Regionals will only happen if they both reach the championship.)

Roster: Edie I Mean 97 // Tia Juana Pistola Colt .45 // Ecko 1972 // Red Die 40 // BatAss 100% // Anne Shank 13 // Annia LateHer 57 // Assaultin' Pepa 86 // Winona Fighter 8 // She Who Cannot Be Named 88 // Frida Beater 18-3-202 // DeRanged 27 // Catholic Cruel Girl 3 // Whipity Pow 52 // Annsanity 96 // Flame n Fury 811 // Green Venom 127 // Ho J. Simpson 32 // Psycho Babble 21 // RoboFlow 10

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Only in derby journalism can

Only in derby journalism can one get bequeathed a sentence like this -- "Oly now holds the longest (temporal) winning streak among Nationals teams" -- and it makes perfect sense. That's worth another $1.38 pledge, by golly!

"Madison and Texas have met

"Madison and Texas have met once before, with Texas taking a 144-59 victory at home in October 2008."

Actually, it was September. Can i have a no-prize?

If only...

If only he had the most comprehensive database of derby scores anywhere at his fingertips while he was writing this. Oh wait...

*~[;-p

also only in derby journalism

Can Boston's two losses in only two games against Carolina ever, within a 9-month span, be considered a "long rivalry." ;)

If you were a fetus that

If you were a fetus that would seem like a freaking lifetime.

True

But flat-track is already old enough to skate by itself in the driveway until the street lights come on.

(Why does "reply" never end up with a nested comment for me? This is harder than eyeballing 20 feet from the pack.)

For Ruby Khan

Ruby Khan wrote:

(Why does "reply" never end up with a nested comment for me? This is harder than eyeballing 20 feet from the pack.)

Because you are using "reply" when you want to use "quote?"

Nice job...

Justice, nice job.

Paul Williams

Thanks!

Thanks for the profile write ups, those are very appreciated!
Great work DNN!
DBC
Houston Roller Derby

DNN = enablers

Thank you so much for these write-ups. I've been so anxious for nationals to get here and this really takes the edge off. I just can't get enough of this sport and DNN always provides. Thanks for the fix!

Oly Fatale!

A ringer I say........one that potentially makes Oly much more fatal to the opposition in the Nationals if she is close to her former self.

booo.

retire or don't. definitely, don't call it a comeback. booooooooo.

hellarad
derby's most ignacious skate 'zine
www.wearehellarad.com

Opportunism?

The thing is that while teams can play whoever they want within the WFTDA rules, she didn't pay the price to put Oly in the position to skate for a championship like the other skaters did. Yeah, will she call it a career after the nationals or will she skate as an active member of the league for the next interleague bouting season?

Femme Pre-Natale

I'm kinda thinking the pregnancy had more to do with her not skating this season than any nefarious machinations. She was at most if not all the home bouts.

A mothers scorn...

CynicalGuy wrote:

A ringer I say........one that potentially makes Oly much more fatal to the opposition in the Nationals if she is close to her former self.

Well I was at the practice where I saw all three sisters and the rest of the bad ass Oly lineup and I must say it will be a viscous day when they step on the track together. I can't think of a more impressive and solid two lines. I am not sure if femme will jam but she will be more then impressive in the pack annihilating unsuspecting jammers.

This fan is more than giddy for Saturday's matchup.

fun with typos

G. No-Evil wrote:

it will be a viscous day when they step on the track together.

O NOES, that sounds awfully slippery!

LMAO

Hambone wrote:
G. No-Evil wrote:

it will be a viscous day when they step on the track together.

O NOES, that sounds awfully slippery!

LMAO maybe I was thinking about that sport court in MA when we were suppose to bout Dirty Dozen.

Correction: KCRW's closest bout was not against CCRG.

Their closest bout of the 2009 season was against Arch Rival back in March. They beat ARRG by 9 points. 89-80.

Other than that. Can't wait until Friday!

Tremendous -- thanks!

I've printed the printer-friendly version and will have it in hand Saturday, along with the official program, when I'm in the stands for that day's orgy of tournament play.

Wow

This should be printed up and distributed to fledgling leagues around the world as a concise guide to the varying derby strategies used by top leagues in 2009.
Masterful work.

actually, three times

Madison and Texas have played three times:
Dairyland Dolls vs Texecutioners at the Bumberbout 2006
DDs vs Hotrod Honeys in Austin 2007
DDs vs Hotrod Honeys in Madison 2008

Dammit CJ, *four* times! You

Dammit CJ, *four* times! You were just on the other team the fourth time. Or maybe you don't remember the September 2008 bout because you turned that cartwheel on the track and suffered intra-cranial hemmorrhage.

That was a trick.

I was seeing who was paying attention.

Super preview by the way! I had to walk away a couple times so the adrenaline didn't give me a heart attack.

I was actually totally wrong

I was actually totally wrong about the bout at which you did the cartwheel, that was earlier this year with the Hotrod Honeys...i forgot i was at a Texas intraleague bout this year. I'm not sure how i forget such things but it's probably Lone Star based.

Front page pic of Angela Death and Whipity Pow...

Not sure if this was intentional or just a happy accident but thanks for recognizing 2 newcomers to the Nationals Tourney that are from the same hometown...

I'm extremely excited for this weekend. Go DRD and FTF!!

Heh

There are no accidents on DNN. Ever.

No accidents...merely predictions?

WOW.. I did not expect to see these two teams face off AGAIN at Nationals...(regionals last month was the first time in their four year history). WTG DNN for calling it :)

I always need a visual

I always need a visual demonstration to get how something works. Just reading an explanation doesn't do it for me. Is there anywhere online to see this "Chicago Typewriter" so I can get a feel for it? Or even a whole bout online and a general idea of when it occurs?

cute name, but we don't call

cute name, but we don't call it that...it's probably the product of Chicago history micro-fiche for brains and announcer extraordinaire Val Capone (tommy gun, right val?)
re-engage. waterfall. recycle. we don't lay claim to inventing any of that...but when it is executed well and the announceer is on top of it, it makes sense.

Maybe that came out wrong

Didn't mean to suggest that WCR invented the idea of repeatedly hitting people :) ... however, the speed of the replacement totally earned that nickname. I know there was at least one moment in the Philly / Windy City bout earlier this year where a Philly jammer got caught on the outside and it looked like she got hit three separate times from the same angle in like a half second... it's amazing when it's on point. (And yes, you're right, I heard it first from Val.)

Detroit

don't forget that detroit also features some stars from whip it.

backwards

Ragnar Danneskjöld wrote:

don't forget that detroit also features some stars from whip it.

bullshit. whip it features some stars on loan from the detroit derby girls.

Track Rat

Man, that is a really tough loss for KC. She's an incredible skater and a great personality on track. I hate that she won't be on track at the national tournament. Damn damn double damn.

Well if they can do it with March Madness ...

On my blog, I've posted predictions, scores and all. Unless you're for Texas, you won't like 'em.

Bracket Predictions?

I miss my favorite DNN tool - where's the brackets so I can input my score predictions??

no track rat?

she's not listed on the team writeup, but IS listed on the roster under the link to the game. is she playing??

Celia Graves
CRG