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2009 Nationals Preview: Team Profiles

Philly | Gotham | Boston | Windy City | Madison | Detroit | Texas | Kansas City | Houston | Oly | Rocky Mountain | Denver

Philly (East #1)

First Bout: vs winner of Rocky Mountain vs. Houston, Saturday 11:45am

2009 WFTDA record: 9-1

2009 biggest win: 291-50 over Steel City, September 11 (Eastern Regionals)

2009 biggest loss: 149-74 to Charm City, August 22

2009 closest bout: 90-89 victory over Gotham, September 13 (Eastern Regionals); also 70-69 victory over Windy City, July 25

2009 background: Philly spent their first few bouts of 2009 quietly scoring convincing wins over regional rivals Carolina and Boston, but it was their turn at the East Coast Extravaganza that really showed they were prepared to be a challenger for the national title, as they squashed two tough teams in Kansas City and Rat City by 100+ each on consecutive nights. The only blemish on their year was a rather lopsided 149-74 loss to Charm City when they sat most of their star players in a bout just before Regionals, but in one of derby's great ironies, the Philly-Charm rematch at Regionals went to Philly by the exact same score.

In another statistical anomaly, Philly dealt both Gotham and Windy City their only losses of 2009 -- both by 1 point -- both scored in the final jam by Teflon Donna.

Tournament history: Like Windy City, Philly has a long checkered history with Gotham when it comes to WFTDA tournaments. In the 2007 cycle, Philly was seeded higher than Gotham going into Easterns and had a first-round bye, but Gotham steamrolled them to eliminate Philly after just one bout. In 2008, Philly was the only team to come close to Gotham all year long, falling just 5 points short in the Eastern Regional semifinal -- but Philly was crushed by 137 points when they met again the following month at Nationals. This year, of course, Philly finally got their revenge by ending Gotham's 18-game winning streak in the finals of Eastern Regionals 2009, claiming the #1 seed in the East along with it.

Lowdown: Philly is not a very flashy team; when faced with a team near their skill level, they'll generally rely on workmanlike point-denial to start building a lead slowly and surely rather than exploding for big jams early. Often they seem not as concerned with locking up the opposing jammer indefinitely as they are with delaying her just long enough to claim lead jammer status and some daylight out of the pack for their own jammer. That keeps them from putting up the multiple grand slams and astronomical scores of teams like Denver or Texas ... but it's hard to argue with the success of their style.

If history is any guide, look for a lot of 4-0 jam calls and the lowest point totals this weekend to come from Philly; in the past Philly has played some remarkably low-scoring games, including a 70-69 and 92-76 against Windy City, an 85-46 against Carolina, and the 5th lowest-scoring bout in WFTDA history, a 62-56 against Bay Area a couple of years back in 2007.

Players to watch: It's particularly hard to single out players on Philly as ones to watch; this is one of the most even teams in the sport. Philly sports an incredibly well-rounded jammer lineup -- top speed is probably held by the small but mighty Mo Pain and Persephone, while Shenita Stretcher and Teflon Donna are plenty fast and also have the size to absorb potential takeout hits. Violet Temper and Elle Viento can also step in when needed, giving Philly a lot a depth offensively. Philly's D is equally deep with hard hitters: Nina Knockout, Robin Drugstores, Gloria Grindem, Olivia Face, Ivana Rock and 2009 addition Heavy Flo are all capable of putting an opponent in the air.

Road to the championship: Philly has a first round bye and faces the winner of Rocky Mountain / Houston on Saturday. If they are victorious there, they will go up against Texas, Madison or Boston in the final four. Philly has the chance to be the first hosting league to win a WFTDA tournament.

Roster: Annie Christ 7 // Dara Licks 67 // Dotti Horror 77 // Elle Viento 22 // Eurothrash AK47 // Gefilte Fists 18 // Ginger Vitis 933 // Gloria Grindem 1972 // Heavy Flo 527 // Ivana Rock 11 // Leggs Benedict 04EZ // Mo Pain 8 // Nina Knockout 911 // Olivia Face 668 // Persephone 15 // Robin Drugstores 714 // Shenita Stretcher 305 // Teflon Donna 85 // Violet Temper 06 // Wendy Whiplash 13

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Only in derby journalism can

Only in derby journalism can one get bequeathed a sentence like this -- "Oly now holds the longest (temporal) winning streak among Nationals teams" -- and it makes perfect sense. That's worth another $1.38 pledge, by golly!

"Madison and Texas have met

"Madison and Texas have met once before, with Texas taking a 144-59 victory at home in October 2008."

Actually, it was September. Can i have a no-prize?

If only...

If only he had the most comprehensive database of derby scores anywhere at his fingertips while he was writing this. Oh wait...

*~[;-p

also only in derby journalism

Can Boston's two losses in only two games against Carolina ever, within a 9-month span, be considered a "long rivalry." ;)

If you were a fetus that

If you were a fetus that would seem like a freaking lifetime.

True

But flat-track is already old enough to skate by itself in the driveway until the street lights come on.

(Why does "reply" never end up with a nested comment for me? This is harder than eyeballing 20 feet from the pack.)

For Ruby Khan

Ruby Khan wrote:

(Why does "reply" never end up with a nested comment for me? This is harder than eyeballing 20 feet from the pack.)

Because you are using "reply" when you want to use "quote?"

Nice job...

Justice, nice job.

Paul Williams

Thanks!

Thanks for the profile write ups, those are very appreciated!
Great work DNN!
DBC
Houston Roller Derby

DNN = enablers

Thank you so much for these write-ups. I've been so anxious for nationals to get here and this really takes the edge off. I just can't get enough of this sport and DNN always provides. Thanks for the fix!

Oly Fatale!

A ringer I say........one that potentially makes Oly much more fatal to the opposition in the Nationals if she is close to her former self.

booo.

retire or don't. definitely, don't call it a comeback. booooooooo.

hellarad
derby's most ignacious skate 'zine
www.wearehellarad.com

Opportunism?

The thing is that while teams can play whoever they want within the WFTDA rules, she didn't pay the price to put Oly in the position to skate for a championship like the other skaters did. Yeah, will she call it a career after the nationals or will she skate as an active member of the league for the next interleague bouting season?

Femme Pre-Natale

I'm kinda thinking the pregnancy had more to do with her not skating this season than any nefarious machinations. She was at most if not all the home bouts.

A mothers scorn...

CynicalGuy wrote:

A ringer I say........one that potentially makes Oly much more fatal to the opposition in the Nationals if she is close to her former self.

Well I was at the practice where I saw all three sisters and the rest of the bad ass Oly lineup and I must say it will be a viscous day when they step on the track together. I can't think of a more impressive and solid two lines. I am not sure if femme will jam but she will be more then impressive in the pack annihilating unsuspecting jammers.

This fan is more than giddy for Saturday's matchup.

fun with typos

G. No-Evil wrote:

it will be a viscous day when they step on the track together.

O NOES, that sounds awfully slippery!

LMAO

Hambone wrote:
G. No-Evil wrote:

it will be a viscous day when they step on the track together.

O NOES, that sounds awfully slippery!

LMAO maybe I was thinking about that sport court in MA when we were suppose to bout Dirty Dozen.

Correction: KCRW's closest bout was not against CCRG.

Their closest bout of the 2009 season was against Arch Rival back in March. They beat ARRG by 9 points. 89-80.

Other than that. Can't wait until Friday!

Tremendous -- thanks!

I've printed the printer-friendly version and will have it in hand Saturday, along with the official program, when I'm in the stands for that day's orgy of tournament play.

Wow

This should be printed up and distributed to fledgling leagues around the world as a concise guide to the varying derby strategies used by top leagues in 2009.
Masterful work.

actually, three times

Madison and Texas have played three times:
Dairyland Dolls vs Texecutioners at the Bumberbout 2006
DDs vs Hotrod Honeys in Austin 2007
DDs vs Hotrod Honeys in Madison 2008

Dammit CJ, *four* times! You

Dammit CJ, *four* times! You were just on the other team the fourth time. Or maybe you don't remember the September 2008 bout because you turned that cartwheel on the track and suffered intra-cranial hemmorrhage.

That was a trick.

I was seeing who was paying attention.

Super preview by the way! I had to walk away a couple times so the adrenaline didn't give me a heart attack.

I was actually totally wrong

I was actually totally wrong about the bout at which you did the cartwheel, that was earlier this year with the Hotrod Honeys...i forgot i was at a Texas intraleague bout this year. I'm not sure how i forget such things but it's probably Lone Star based.

Front page pic of Angela Death and Whipity Pow...

Not sure if this was intentional or just a happy accident but thanks for recognizing 2 newcomers to the Nationals Tourney that are from the same hometown...

I'm extremely excited for this weekend. Go DRD and FTF!!

Heh

There are no accidents on DNN. Ever.

No accidents...merely predictions?

WOW.. I did not expect to see these two teams face off AGAIN at Nationals...(regionals last month was the first time in their four year history). WTG DNN for calling it :)

I always need a visual

I always need a visual demonstration to get how something works. Just reading an explanation doesn't do it for me. Is there anywhere online to see this "Chicago Typewriter" so I can get a feel for it? Or even a whole bout online and a general idea of when it occurs?

cute name, but we don't call

cute name, but we don't call it that...it's probably the product of Chicago history micro-fiche for brains and announcer extraordinaire Val Capone (tommy gun, right val?)
re-engage. waterfall. recycle. we don't lay claim to inventing any of that...but when it is executed well and the announceer is on top of it, it makes sense.

Maybe that came out wrong

Didn't mean to suggest that WCR invented the idea of repeatedly hitting people :) ... however, the speed of the replacement totally earned that nickname. I know there was at least one moment in the Philly / Windy City bout earlier this year where a Philly jammer got caught on the outside and it looked like she got hit three separate times from the same angle in like a half second... it's amazing when it's on point. (And yes, you're right, I heard it first from Val.)

Detroit

don't forget that detroit also features some stars from whip it.

backwards

Ragnar Danneskjöld wrote:

don't forget that detroit also features some stars from whip it.

bullshit. whip it features some stars on loan from the detroit derby girls.

Track Rat

Man, that is a really tough loss for KC. She's an incredible skater and a great personality on track. I hate that she won't be on track at the national tournament. Damn damn double damn.

Well if they can do it with March Madness ...

On my blog, I've posted predictions, scores and all. Unless you're for Texas, you won't like 'em.

Bracket Predictions?

I miss my favorite DNN tool - where's the brackets so I can input my score predictions??

no track rat?

she's not listed on the team writeup, but IS listed on the roster under the link to the game. is she playing??

Celia Graves
CRG