Philly Fends Off Windy City, 70-69
CHICAGO, IL -- Philadelphia announcer Hymen Heaven sent a clear message to the Windy City Rollers fans in Chicago's UIC Pavilion at the very beginning of the bout on July 25: “Go ahead and boo. We like it. It only makes us stronger.”
This was a harbinger of things to come as the WCR All-Stars, previously undefeated at home, experienced their first loss of the year to the Philly Roller Girls Liberty Belles, 70-69. The one-point differential and low final score proves how closely matched and defense-heavy these two teams are.
You can relive this bout in the archived DNN Video and Text Boutcast.
First Half
The very first jam saw Shocka Conduit facing off against Philly Captain, Teflon Donna. Much to the chagrin of WCR fans, Teflon Donna sailed through the pack to establish lead jam and managed to put four points on the board while Windy City remained scoreless.
The second jam of the evening featured Windy City co-captain Varla Vendetta on the line with Philly’s Mo Pain. A heavy-hitting WCR defense and a nice assist from Hoosier Mama in the front of the pack propelled Varla to a three point jam.
As the game progressed, the pack became increasingly physical with big hits all around. Blossom Bruiso took out Philly jammer Persephone with a massive check in jam three, but that still didn’t prevent her from getting lead jam status. Before she could get too comfortable, however, WCR jammer Athena DeCrime was hot on her trail, forcing her to call the jam.
The heavy defense of both teams kept the score relatively low for the majority of the first half, but unfortunately for WCR fans, Philly’s excellent teamwork resulted in the overwhelming majority of lead jam statuses going to the visiting team. Time after time, the Liberty Belles were able to pick apart Chicago’s defense, enabling their jammers to sail through. In addition, WCR was plagued by penalties, and several key players, such as Megan Formor, were neutralized by frequent trips to the box.
In the latter half of the period, Philadelphia slowly began to build on their lead, but fan favorite Shocka Conduit electrified the crowd with a grand slam in jam 17, bringing the score to 39-21 Philly.
The final jam of the period ended abruptly when Ying O’Fire’s massive hit on Philly jammer, Mo Pain, resulted in an injury that ended the jam and the half. Mo, while shaken, did recover to skate in the second half. After the buzzer, the score remained 39-21 in Philadelphia’s favor.
Second Half
WCR jammer Shocka Conduit started the period off with a bang by getting the first lead of the half and putting two more points on the board for WCR. Philly jammer Persephone fought her way past Chicago blockers Malice With Chains and Megan Formor and forced Shocka to call the jam.
The next jam saw Windy City Captain Varla Vendetta facing off against Violet Temper. Looking very defensive, Varla Vendetta was clearly choosing her moment carefully due to the slow pack. Violet Temper got lead, and Vendetta, trapped behind a wall of blue, was unable to put any more points up on the board.
Windy City phenom Ying O’Fire laid out Philly jammer Gloria Grindem in the next jam, while despite being temporarily held up on the line by Philly blocker Nina Knockout, WCR jammer Athena DeCrime managed to score four more points for Chicago.
In the sixth jam of the half, Philly’s Robyn Drugstores ironically sent visiting ref Statisfier careening into the stats table.
Chicago turned the tide in the seventh jam of the half, when WCR jammer Shocka Conduit brought the crowd to its feet with a pivotal 15 point jam, putting Chicago within five points of Philly.
An official timeout was called as the fans went wild in the stands, chanting “Windy City! Windy City!” Not to be outdone, Philly’s bench responded with “We are Philly! We are Philly!”
With Philly jammer Teflon Donna in the penalty box, Chicago jammer Athena DeCrime had an opportunity to capitalize on a power jam, but a very fast pack and a wall of blue at the front prevented her from doing so. With Athena locked up at the front of the pack, Teflon Donna was out of the box and established lead jam relatively quickly. Her triumph was short-lived however, as powerful hits from Malice With Chains and Blossom Bruiso took her to the outside and introduced her to the VIP section, thus forcing her to call the jam.
With the scoreboard now reading 53-45 Philly, and the clock winding down, the pressure was on WCR to see if they could turn the tide. Veteran Chicago jammer Varla Vendetta was on the line against Philly jammer Persephone and was determined to do just that. Blossom Bruiso swept Elle Viento aside for Varla to make a clean getaway while Yvette YourMaker slowed the pack on Varla’s scoring drive, allowing WCR to put three more on the board to bring the score to 53-48 with Philadelphia holding onto the lead.
Philly held Chicago to zero points in the next three jams, but due to some brutal defense from Windy City, they were only able to score 12 of their own.
The 12th jam of the half saw a very small pack for Windy City, with Blossom Bruiso and Tori Adore in the box. Chicago jammer Varla Vendetta wisely sought to kill some penalty time by playing defensively. Unfortunately, as soon as they were out of the box, Ying O’Fire took their place and Philly jammer Gloria Grindem streaked past Nina Millimeter to establish lead. Unfortunately for Varla, Philly blockers Teflon Donna and Heavy Flo trapped her in the middle of the pack and forced her to draw a back blocking major.
Philly’s power jam carried over into the next jam as Persephone was the only one on the line. Unfortunately, there was a wall of black between her and freedom. Malice With Chains took her out with a brutal block and the Philly jammer was sent to the box. Meanwhile, Varla came roaring out of the penalty box, ready to do some damage of her own, but Violet Temper forced her to return to the box with a back block major.
With the score now 65-56, Philly called a timeout to try to hang onto their momentum.
With Varla still in the box, Philly’s Ginger Vitis was the only jammer on the track. Hoosier Mama, Nina Millimeter and Ying O’Fire made her life hell with continuous blocks and she was only able to put four on the board before calling it.
There were huge hits all over the track in the following jam as Chicago favorite Shocka Conduit managed to bring Windy City within four points of their rivals, much to the delight of the fans. The score was then 69-65 Philly. The crowd roared to its feet as the bout neared its end. Only four points separated these two well-matched teams and anything could happen.
Chicago Captain Varla Vendetta was ready to put it all on the line in the next jam against Elle Viento, but she wouldn’t have much help due to WCR penalties that had landed Yvette YourMaker and Blossom Bruiso in the box. Undeterred, the always-dependable Vendetta deftly sliced through the pack, tying the game at 69 points.
The noise of the crowd was almost deafening as Windy City jammer Shocka Conduit sought to seal the deal against Philly’s Teflon Donna. The two jammers went neck and neck through the pack, but in the last second, Teflon Donna pulled ahead and scored the game winning point to give Philly the win in this thrilling bout.
Photos: Gil Leora



Comments
Announcer Neutrality
“Go ahead and boo. We like it. It only makes us stronger.”
This is a problematic theme I've noticed in a lot of roller derby: an announcer siding with his or her home team.
Obviously, they are more or less affiliated with their teams, so it's unreasonable to not expect them to be rooting for one team over another. I would rather see these feelings remain internal, though. I'll admit having an announcer that knows the skaters makes for a better fan experience thanks to the insight/history/whatever he or she can offer on them; bringing in some "neutral announcer" would probably just lead to a lot of, "And lead jammer goes to... Crap, who's number 78? Where's my roster? ... And lead jammer goes to the home team!"
But straight-up siding with (and including herself in) a team is kind of a foreign concept to me.
(yo hymen heaven: if you're reading this, I don't mean to pick on you. you're all right and a bag of chips, dogg.)
Not all that clear
I don't think it was clear that Hymen's comment was made after she was introduced as the visiting announcer and just before she introduced the Philly skaters to the crowd. She also happened to mention that Philly is known for its booing at sporting events.
So impartiality is cool and I definitely think its important while announcing game play...but I am all for a little bit of fun during introductions.
tef
memory
I remember some instances of what I considered "over-the-top" partiality during the actual bout, but without examples (and the fact that I was biased myself rooting for Windy City), my protests pretty much have no merit. To be honest, I listened to the announcing far less in this bout than I normally do, so Bryant Mumble (WCR's announcer for the bout) might have thrown in a few instances of "us" instead of "Windy City" for all I know, though I've found he's normally pretty good about keeping himself somewhat neutral.
I suppose it doesn't hurt if announcers are partial to their teams, as long as each team is represented equally. If done properly, this could enhance the fan experience.
There. I've talked at length about announcing in the comments section of an article describing one of the best bouts in recent history.
During Introductions
Yeah, she did it during the intro. It was entertaining to the crowd. Playing up being the vilian is all in good fun. As long as it's not during the game, it's cool. Mad props to Ms. Heaven. As a road announcer, it's your responsibility to your team to make sure they get equal time, not more, but fair representation. The road can feel just as hostile to announcers as it is to the teams. I think Ms. Heaven represented herself and her team quite well.
and for the record, I never said "us."
a complete battle
this game was one of the craziest defensive battles i've ever played. there were many scoreless jams where the jammers were working their butts off to never leave the pack. i remember one in particular where athena + i were clawing + fighting our way the whole time (and both went to the box at the same time) for a 0-0.
it was crazy! and SO MUCH FUN.
not to mention -- playing WCR at home is like walking into a den of hungry lions. that said, it was pretty awesome to get compliments after the bout from WCR fans who had never seen such a close bout. happy to bring it to you, chicago. =)
thanks to WCR for being fabulous hosts! not only did they take great care of us, they provided us a super fun morning after scrimmage (ON THE BEACH!) against madison + arch rival.
one of the best derby weekends ever!
Go Statsi!
This:
"In the sixth jam of the half, Philly’s Robyn Drugstores ironically sent visiting ref Statisfier careening into the stats table."
It's the details like this which make for fun reading.
:)
Statsi was ok though right?
It takes more than a hard hit
To keep Statsi down!
-Judge Knot
Thanks for your concern...
Feeling fine, but since my escapades made it into both the boutcast and the recap, perhaps it sounded more tragic than what really happened.
The most serious injury I sustained over the weekend was the sunburn from Sunday morning scrimmage at the beach. Unlike fall/recovery drills, you can't really practice for a sunburn (seems that I keep on trying anyway, though).
Hats off
Yeah, hats off to Windy City for a great weekend. Like Violet said, that bout was the biggest defensive bout we have been in and it was awesome to play at the same time. They definitely deserve their props not to mention the fact that we were treated like rock stars when it comes to hospitality and all of the girls were very nice. Can't wait to see you ladies again. Kick ass at the NC regional tournament.
Also the derby love was in the house this past weekend. Big props to all the Philly folks and eastern region peeps that both flew and drove to support us. It was great seeing that other regions all travel to see an exciting bout just like the east. South Central, North Central, and Eastern region leagues were present and apart of the up close action.
Nina
PRG
Oh Geez.
That's not exactly what I said. I said that Chicago fans should know that Philly sports teams are used to getting booed. (Seriously. Especially if your name rhymes with Illadelphia Meagles.) And Philadelphians have kinda come to like it. The "us" I was referring to was Philadelphians in general. If you've been a sports fan in this city for any length of time, you become used to watching not only your city's teams win a bad rap, but you also become involved in doling out a good amount of the playa hatin' yourself. To wit: We loved Brad Lidge when he closed clean every game. Now, we want his head. Philadelphians love to hate. We're used to the boo. That is all I meant. I'm not some evil mastermind plotting to take Chicago fans to the psych ward with my Jedi mind trickery. Honest.
In addition, I payed special attention to highlighting the great plays that Chicago made during the bout--and there were many. Mumble remains a courteous host, and Chicago is a phenomenal group of skaters. I tried to project that. It's my job to know the sport and my team's skaters, but it's also my job to give credit where credit is due, and with fairness. WCR kicked it, and I said so on the mic. Often.
If there was ever a bias in which I included myself with PRG, it was when I thanked WCR at the end by saying, "On behalf of Philly Roller Girls, I'd like to thank Windy City for being such gracious hosts and welcoming us in Chicago." In that instance, yes. I was aligning myself with PRG. Because everyone was so freaking nice to us.
Or, perhaps you were talking about the burrito giveaway, in which one particular section would have won burritos if Philly had scored more points in a particular jam. (They didn't.) And in that instance, I said "Sorry, guys. If you wanna win burritos, you gotta root for Philly in this jam." (Because, if they wanted to win burritos...they did.)
In any event, the insinuation that I was being anything other than professional is unfounded. I stand by my work at all times and can't say enough good things about the WCR crew who did amazing work to put that bout together. I would never purposely disrespect anyone. That's not my style.
That having been said, this brings up an excellent point, and one that many announcers have been discussing lately, which is the announcer's role as liaison with the audience. Part of that job has traditionally been entertainer. Many leagues have and bring crowd wranglers. Many don't. Almost every league I have visited has had a different spin on things. At home bouts, it is part of my job to engage with the audience and have fun, as well as reporting the score and doing play-by-play. This is stuff we announcers talk and think about on a daily basis. (I won't bore you with the particulars.) But if you feel that I failed somehow in any of these capacities, I apologize, but I would sincerely like to know about it. So feel free to send me your thoughts. Off list, please?
In addition, if anyone has any ideas about announcing in general, or things that would make a bout experience more enjoyable from an announcing perspective, please email me off list and I'd be more than happy to chat about it. Again...off list. Please?
Many thanks,
HH
Never fails...
Or, perhaps you were talking about the burrito giveaway, in which one particular section would have won burritos if Philly had scored more points in a particular jam. (They didn't.) And in that instance, I said "Sorry, guys. If you wanna win burritos, you gotta root for Philly in this jam." (Because, if they wanted to win burritos...they did.)
The Chipotle Power Jam never fails to bring the drama...
xo,
Loco
Burrito Paradise
Ah, I see what you were trying to get at with the "us" comment. (But I no longer have any sympathy for Philadelphia sports fans, as you at least now have a major sports championship win in your lifetime.)
And you're right: insinuation that you are unprofessional is unfounded. I cannot remember any concrete examples, so it couldn't have been anything that glaring. I was coming at it from an opposing fan perspective, so everything positive I hear about the other team will get somewhat of a "OH NO SHE DIH-UNT" reaction in my mind. It's like when you're watching the Grilladelphia Greagles get their asses handed to them by the division rival Grew Grork Griants, and the announcer says, "That was a nice pass by Greli Granning." The reaction is going to be, "RAWWRR THIS ANNOUNCER NEEDS TO MARRY HIM ALREADY. HE'S OBVIOUSLY IN LOVE." Grains of salt all around to be administered with my original comments.
You're one of the better announcers I've heard, and—even if I had a selective memory—nowhere near the most biased. If I ever see you again (Nationals?), I'll buy you a burrito.
Don't worry...
...all true Philly sports fans are also bred to believe that there's NO WAY our teams could possibly win two championships in a row. We're just not a dynasty kind of town...thanks to Beagles coach Mandy Screid.
Anyway, I extend the hand of burrito friendship to all who come to Philly for Nationals. I promise to keep people from throwing things at you. At least, for a while...
XOXO
HH
No complaints here.
I thought HH was great and I am infamous for letting announcers know when they're calling too heavily for their own team. Ours included.
--
Scorey Feldman
Assistant Head Statistician
Windy City Rollers
Oh scorey
That reminds me of a story that almost got the both of us kicked out of a tourney. Good times. Good times.
big, fat SOLID to everything
big, fat SOLID to everything said.
(HH- i only heard you during the intro's. i was a bit embarrassed by the boo-ing and thought you handled it well)
the bout was a FIGHT and only solidified my love for the PRG. HUGE props to Madison and ARRG for waking up early to drive in for our mini tournament on the beach (who else has their number sun-burned onto their arm?). and a big thanks to the fans and skaters that came in from ALL OVER. i've never heard UIC so LOUD.
though we didn't get the result we wanted, sometimes it takes a loss to really know what you have to do to win. i think both teams know they could have played better and we'll both be stronger come tourney time (mwah-ha-ha-ha)
WCR 09
What Malice Said
And I would like to add that I was super impressed with the Philly fans in the crowd. The WCR is always humbled at the support we get on the road from league mates and fans travelling with us to cheer us on. It looks like Philly is similarly blessed.
And here's to beach side scrimmages! But I will learn to use sun block in the future. Ow.
mmm...we do what we can
Ding dang it! When one observes such excitement and fun, there is nothing else to do than get rowdy. It was damn worth it!
Through such a beautiful weekend, the only bummer was to have to cheer so hard against a team that I respect so greatly. Looking forward to making it up to you ladies in the future.
-Mary that Motha OH GOD!
Dutchland
xo xo hit! hit! hit!
FYI
It's Robin, not Robyn.
And I don't even remember knocking Statsi into the stats table. Sorry Statsi!
Anyway, this was one of the hardest, yet most fun game of the season for me. We were obviously evenly matched, but thankfully we were able to pull out the win...
Whatevs. It was a great weekend. One that I will not forget soon...
Drugs
That crucial point
Much as I absolutely WORSHIP Varla, it looked like she could have continued and scored that additional winning point in that next-to-last jam. I'm not sure why she called it when she did. What did I miss?
I hate to see WCR lose, but have to admit that Philly has one hell of a defense!
DoctorPaul aka ThusSayethMe.com
playing your best game...
I have heard comments from skaters on both teams after the game was over, saying they felt like they didn't play their best game... but the thing is, watching this game from the audience it was clear that both teams were well-matched in skills and strategic style. it was exciting to watch. philly led most of the game but it was never by enough to feel comfortable or like a win was guaranteed. at some points it was only by a hair. At the biggest lead, all Windy ever needed was one or two strong jams with a Philly jammer in the box to tie it back up and pull ahead.
And that is the thing about playing exciting bouts where teams are well-matched in skill level. If a team is so good that they're used to their best games resulting in a win and a comfortable lead - that just isn't going to happen when you play an even competitor. This is where a whole different type of things come into play. Each team is going to be constantly adjusting to the other and coming up with ways of using their skills, experience and strategy to outwit the other in each jam for the advantage. It becomes a battle of strategy, teamwork, managing, timing and quite frankly, a little luck for everything to go right or smoothly! Not to mention the psychological head game going on out there that can break people at the wrong times. Plus, we all make penalties and sometimes they are better or worse-timed than other times. Both teams did a great job and obviously the final score reflected that. Neither team lost their cool for long enough to make an impact on the outcome, both pulled it together enough to kick much ass.
i have seen some pretty damn exciting bouts this past year, even at the ECE. But this was the most exciting bout I have seen in a long while. So props to both teams for playing each other and killing it. That doesn't mean each team is perfect and has nothing to work on for improvement. Work on those things definitely. But I think everyone needs to redefine what their perfect game is. It's not always winning by 100 points. Sometimes it's adjusting to an incredibly tough opponent, coming together as a team, and advancing your game through exciting live experience.
www.phillyrollergirls.com
As you said more or less-Neutralization
I have heard comments from skaters on both teams after the game was over, saying they felt like they didn't play their best game... but the thing is, watching this game from the audience it was clear that both teams were well-matched in skills and strategic style. it was exciting to watch. philly led most of the game but it was never by enough to feel comfortable or like a win was guaranteed. at some points it was only by a hair. At the biggest lead, all Windy ever needed was one or two strong jams with a Philly jammer in the box to tie it back up and pull ahead.
And that is the thing about playing exciting bouts where teams are well-matched in skill level. If a team is so good that they're used to their best games resulting in a win and a comfortable lead - that just isn't going to happen when you play an even competitor. This is where a whole different type of things come into play. Each team is going to be constantly adjusting to the other and coming up with ways of using their skills, experience and strategy to outwit the other in each jam for the advantage. It becomes a battle of strategy, teamwork, managing, timing and quite frankly, a little luck for everything to go right or smoothly! Not to mention the psychological head game going on out there that can break people at the wrong times.
Great teams in competition against each other as in this bout can end up neutralizing the best attributes of the opposing team and individual skaters involved (at the risk of sounding redundant). So on a certain level, it's not suprising that the skaters felt like they didn't play their best.
hmmm
hmmm very interesting concept.
Nina
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YAY ROLLER DERBY!!!!!
THanks to all for last weekend!!!
ying
#777
WCR
WOW!!!
Damn I wish I had been there.
Just, wow.
I cannot wait to play all y'all. Much love.
xo,
LQ