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#3 Philly Muffles #6 Carolina, 85-46

RALEIGH, NC -- Carolina's Dorton Arena has long had a reputation for being a tough place for away teams to win, but somebody forgot to tell #3 Philly. The girls from up north played a consistent points-denial strategy against the home team, keeping them to a shockingly low 10 points in the first half on their way to a remarkable 85-46 final.

Read the play-by play in the archived DNN text boutcast, sponsored by Sin City Skates.

Though Carolina drew first blood in this matchup with a quick 2-0 opening jam for Carolina's Holly Wanna Crackya over Philly's Mo Pain, the Carolina offense ground to a near halt over the ensuing 29 minutes. Philly didn't dominate the pack play, but was extremely effective at nabbing lead jammer and bottling up Carolina jammers just long enough for the Philly girls to take low-scoring shutout jams. There were almost no big jams through the evening, but the small-ball inexorably increased the margin throughout the half.

On the jam line, Carolina appeared to be suffering from some depth issues after having lost a significant amount of their jamming core since 2008 to retirement or injury -- no Zella Lugosi, no Roxy Rockett, and no Shirley Temper left the speedy Holly Wanna Crackya and DVS as the primary star-wearers, occasionally augmented by Kitty Crowbar and Princess America.

But it was the success of the Philly defense in getting lead jammer, not ineffectiveness on the part of Carolina's jammers, that was the story. Carolina's jammers rarely got lapped, but usually completed their opening pass significantly later than the Philly jammers, leaving Carolina jammers racing to catch up only to be rewarded with the four whistles just as they reached scoring position.

About 10 minutes into the half, Carolina had only managed to add a single point to their total while Philly had picked up 20, leaving the score at 20-3 with 19 minutes to play in the first. When Carolina's Holly Wanna Crackya got 4 points on the ensuring jam to make it 22-7, that would stand as Carolina's highest scoring jam of the first thirty minutes.

With just under 12 minutes to play, Carolina's DVS got a rare lead jammer call for the home team, but it only illustrated Carolina's offensive struggles -- she couldn't get much daylight on opposing jammer Teflon Donna, and had to settle for a 1-0 jam that inched the score to 33-10.

And that was the end of the Carolina scoring for the rest of the half, as Philly continued to nick them to death -- 5-0, 5-0, 2-0 and 2-0 with three scoreless jams in the mix to make it 47-10 at the halftime break. A normally raucous Dorton crowd didn't have too many opportunities to get into the game for the first 30 minutes.

The second half's point totals were far closer -- 38 for Philly to 36 for Carolina -- but most of Carolina's points were scored after Philly had all but put the game away, opening up a 57 point lead at 77-20 with just over 11 minutes to play. Carolina went on a nice 26-8 run at that point to close the game, featuring 9-0 runs for Holly Wanna Crackya and DVS, but Philly had pulled too far away to catch.

In individual play, Carolina's Princess America and Ms. Anthrope the Mordant had a number of fine blocking turns controlling the front of the pack, most memorably in the first jam of the second half, when Philly started with a 4-2 advantage in the pack and threatened for a big jam, but was held off for a full 2 minutes by Mordant and Princess teamwork at the head of the pack. Kelly Clocks'Em, usually trading pivot duties with Princess, Kitty Crowbar and Bianca O'Blivion also stood out as effective pack elements.

Philly, for their part, was missing one of their best jammers in Persephone, but didn't look like a team with holes in their roster, able to send 6 girls to the jam line throughout the evening. Shenita Stretcher absorbed a number of hard hits as jammer and kept trucking, while the coolly reliable Teflon Donna and scrappy Mo Pain turned in their usually effective performances with the jam star. Violet Temper, Gloria Grindem and Ivana Rock also took the star on a handful of occasions for Philly.

In the pack Philly was missing a big hitter in Nina Knockout, but all night long Philly married smart positional and physical play, using their slight but noticeable size advantage to take over the key points on the track and then using positional play to keep them. Gloria Grindem, Ivana Rock and Shenita Stretcher all seemed to be giving Carolina jammers particular problems, and Teflon Donna was a thorn in Carolina's side even as a jammer, playing some clock-killing jammer D on multiple occasions.

Philly is right back in action this weekend, this time going north to take on #8 Boston -- that action will be covered in a text boutcast by DNN from Bone Crawford and Ruby Khan. Carolina hosts yet another WFTDA East top-ten matchup in about a month, as they battle ascendant #7 Charm City.

Photos: Akira Takahashi

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Everyone should have a Dorton

Can't they prefab them somehow, "just add water" or something like that?

Great coverage, Feelgood! Great photos, Tak!

Definitely not the Viking Bingo Hall. ;)

I agree. Dorton is the Valhalla of derby venues.

I dunno

I dunno...the Roy is pretty freakin' sweet, too. Not as big as Dorton, but a bit more rock & roll.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7c/Mnrg0301_195840.jpg

Might make a good poll: "Awesomest derby venue in the world"

Answer

The Shriner's Auditorium :)

I'd definitely vote those as top 3.

Rose City is up there too, but theirs is more based on doing amazing things with their space as opposed to the space being naturally amazing like the Roy and Dorton. I've heard Cincinnati also puts on a hell of a production, but haven't been lucky enough to catch one there yet.

JFM

Cincinnati does, for sure!

And Windy City's new digs at the UIC Pavilion right in downtown Chicago are pretty sweet, if I do say so myself...

xo,
Loco

oh my gosh

it's so true! i do love dorton (a little biased, of course) but windy city's venue is amazing!

went a cincy bout for the first time this weekend...

was lucky enough to get to be able to do the stats for them this past weekend and i LOVE their venue. verrrrry nice digs. the garden is sweet.

It always smells like something delicious at Shriners!

Cigar smoke, petting zoo, clown car exhaust fumes.

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#49
Boston Derby Dames

You never know

Ruby Khan wrote:

clown car exhaust fumes.

Are you so sure that it's a car holding a bunch of clowns? I'd think that if their circus was being held there'd be other smells prevalent.

Couldn't the exhaust be from a bunch of little tiny cars? I mean, the guys have got to take 'em out for a spin before the parade and all. It's all about precision driving skills.

-Barely even speaking for myself...
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Grand Poobah

The Key Arena

Probably not as intimate as Dorton or the Roy, but the sightlines are great.

Dorton and the Roy

I've skated in both and they are AWESOME for folks who have breathing issues!

Dorton holds a dear place in my heart because I use to go there when I was a kid and watch quad speed skating competitions and figure skating. I never thought for one second that I would ever 'perform' in Dorton, much less playing derby!
I remember our first game there, I was completely in awh, tears came to my eyes.

Also, when the weather is rainy outside, you can sometimes get some beautiful rainbows right outside the window. Some say that it's gay, I find it happy though.

Here a photo of how the windows make the venue:
http://www.swiftbennett.com/photowerx/photoview.cfm?pid=38123&css=photow...

Dorton windows

One of my favorite parts about the Dorton windows is that in certain times of the year, the sun will set during the game and change the lighting situation subtly through the evening -- really looks amazing. Granted, it's kind of a bitch for the players / refs when you come around a turn and find yourself staring into the sun for a split second, but eventually you learn not to look there :)

JFM

Reffing In Sunglasses at Dorton

Dorton is the only place I've ever had sympathy for those who would like to wear stripes and shades at the same time, for the reasons you mentioned.

It is indeed an amazing place - and the fairgrounds surrounding it just icing on the cake. You can buy deep-fried anything, a bunch of farm-fresh bananas on the cheap to offset the caloric intake of your deep-fried something, a complete set of "Airwolf" VHS tapes - the world is your oyster around Dorton.

Carolina puts on a top-notch production from start to finish.

The Cincinnati skaters appreciate the nods to the Gardens as well. The building has so much amazing history in terms of the events held there (The Frickin' Beatles!!!), and personally, for myself, saw lots of big time wrestling/college basketball/circus/hockey events there growing up.

As Rev. Jim of Burning River wanted to know on Saturday, "which locker room did Ric Flair and the Four Horsemen stay in?!?!?!?" That summarizes my feelings well (even if the Great American Bash wasn't held at the Gardens).

The Dorton Difference...

The other venues mentioned in this conversation may have their merits, but only in Dorton can the bout go on even in the event of a power outage.

It's amazing

I bet a lightning show would be fun, too!

Total Tangent

I admit that I haven't been to Dorton. I expect to resolve that by going to East Regionals this year. I just hope that the organizers don't mind having me there as a non-affiliated photographer.

But as the photographer behind The Roy picture cited earlier in this thread, I wanted to pipe up on my favorite derby venue. Yes, I love The Roy. The space is amazing and the folks at the RiverCentre are a dream. I really think it's the best place to see derby today.

But the best venue I've ever seen? The now defunct/demolished bar that was the home of Duke City when The Rockits played them in 2007. That venue started with so many negatives, but the charm sold it for me. I look back at that day with admiration, and I'm a little sad that when I go back in August that the bar won't be there.

Oh, and the best venue that SHOULD host derby? Royal Albert Hall. London... you gotta get on that. If you skate there, I will beg borrow and steal to be there for the inaugural bout. Swear to God.

- bjmacke (a.k.a. Apron)

oh, it's still there

... it's just that, after one too many high-speed obstacle encounters, the league finally decided at the start of last year that the confines are no longer suitable for the velocity the game has reached. I settled here just (barely) in time to see the last Midnight Rodeo bout ever, and I'm so glad I did get to see it... the venue is truly one of a kind, and it's *very* Duke City. Steady diet of nails and glass, yo.

The Gardens

You wanna feel like a rock star? The Cincinnati Gardens does abide.
You wanna feel the roar of the crowd in your gut? The Cincinnati Flock does abide.
The Gardens got the Cincinnati Slide... learn to skate it, learn to love it.
The Gardens got the Black Sheep and Silent Lambs and a couple thousand crazy Flockers drinking dollar beers and banging cow bells and booing worthy adversaries into the concrete.
The Gardens got the Beatles, the Grateful Dead, Oscar Robertson, Richard Nixon, Ric Flair, and Ann Calvello.

The Gardens got it all, baby.

What do you got?

Gardens

Windy City Nadabees warming up before their bout with the Silent Lambs at the Cincinnati Gardens on April 11, 2009.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/lollerderby/3442105677/in/set-7215761677329...

Du Du Burns: The Greatest Venue in America

I have to give love to Baltimore's own Clarence "Du" Burns arena. It's a pain in the ass to build our double floor on the astroturf, the parking's not great, and sometimes the roof leaks. Oh, and the stupid nets.
But! it's got a view of the water from our VIP lounge, there's plenty of room for our merch and vendors, and there are huge windows at street level outside, so neighborhood kids can sneak a peak without paying.
It's also the right size for our league right now. It's more fun to play to a full house.

Du B druthers

I like those windows at Du Burns very much. I remember seeing fireworks over the harbor through those windows during the Mods/Regime bout in September. I assumed that this was an event planned by the city and not just more visible than usual Baltimore violence, though I never confirmed that. It was quite pleasant, though the bouts that night were even better.

Given my druthers I'd like more floor area around the track and the removal of those nets, but I agree that it is a nice sized venue for derby. The lighting is very good and the sound is better than many. The parking isn't that bad, and the roof is as good as any other when it isn't raining.

Slack Kerowhack
Mid Atlantic Derby News
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"Like a lazy flowing river
Surrounding castles in the sky
And the crowd is growing bigger
Listenin' for the happy sounds
And I got to let them fly" ~Tom Johnston

Convention Hall: Derby on the Ocean

Of the 30 or so places I've done derby in, my favorite is by far Convention Hall in Asbury Park, NJ, home of the Jersey Shore Roller Girls. The space is roomy without being gi-normous, the seating is perfect, and you can skate right outside TO THE OCEAN. Best ref meeting location ever.

Inside View (from the full stage)
Outside View (wrap around deck accessible from the hall)

~j.z.

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Johnny Zebra
WFTDA Certified Referee (2)
Gotham Girls Roller Derby

And at Du Burns...

"They aren't booing, they're saying DUUU BUUUURNS!"

-Barely even speaking for myself...
*~[
Grand Poobah

Though not the most practical

I've always LOVED bouting at the Bank of America Skating Center in Providence, RI. It's definitely on the top of my "Things I Miss About PRD" list. It is right in the middle of downtown! When we practice there, everyone could walk to it from their house. It was also great exposure for the leauge, people would walk by on nice summer nights that had never seen derby before, and would either stand around the top to watch, or buy the ticket and come in. Plus we could look up and see the Providence skyline. There were also lots of negatives (crackheads harassing us from the bus station next door, we couldn't bout when it rained, we couldn't bout in the winter, the concrete tore peoples flesh off, horse poop on the track from the policemen on horseback, fruit remains on the track from the farmers market's on sunday mornings), but one can't have the sweet without the sour, no? Maybe my nostalgia is tainting my view...

Dolly Rocket

CHARLOTTE ROLLERGIRLS - CRICKET ARENA

Google it.

Down with the King.

The first time I reffed a bout at Cricket (been there twice), I made a point of using every dressing room just so I could say I've used the same one as Elvis. Charlotte has since moved to another venue, for reasons unknown to me.

Charlotte now at Grady Cole Center

From what I understand CLT started getting screwed once Cricket found out derby wasn't a joke. 2400 first bout, outsold the local NBA basketball team that night. The new venue is at the Grady Cole Center which has surgery style seating. I have announced in a number of places and viewed derby all over and this is my favorite venue personally. The crowd is phenomenal. I can easily announce from anywhere in the stands, no bad seats. Food is getting better and better, next time I wont eat before hand so I can get a brat! Beer,wine and nice and cool. Yet to be tested in summer. The only downfall I see other than selling out at 1400 is the limited suicide seating. Great venue, check it out if you can. Dont get me wrong, Dorton is awesome unless it is hot out, then thank you cold beer.

Song's now in my head

Down with the King? For years? About ten of them?

(Song's been in my head all afternoon). LOL

@Dayglo: Dressing rooms...

Seeing an out-of-uniform Elvis at the gas station in the men's room kinda became normal to me a few years ago. I did do a double-take when I spotted a faux Sammy Davis Jr in the grocery store checkout.

I once discovered that Las Vegas Roller Hockey (several names ago) back in 1969 had hosted Led Zeppelin, The Doors, and the Grateful Dead. For a while it was the only venue for younger folks in Las Vegas to hear their kind of music. Casinos were kinda locked into the "adult" music of the day.

I've heard another report that Carlos Santana once played there (possibly in a different era). At various times in its history it's been an ice hockey arena, an ice skating rink, a roller rink and finally an inline hockey arena.

Sometimes when I was moving some stuff to the storage area I'd tell whoever was helping me, "Jimmy Page got a BJ over there" or "Pigpen dropped a bad hit of acid right here." I switched to Jerry Garcia, to avoid "Who's that?" questions.

-Barely even speaking for myself...
*~[
Grand Poobah

But the question is.....

Have you ever been lectured NOT to play 7-2 offsuit by Phil Hellmuth???

The Original Mike Matusow
only a donkey would play that hand.

Happy day...

My life will be complete when the standard black and white striped ref shirts and black pants/shorts/skirts are replaced by sequined jumpsuits.

Don't tempt me.

For reals. You never know when I'll be able to find a gold lame fez.

-Barely even speaking for myself...
*~[
Grand Poobah