Western Regional Preview: The Top Seeds

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HOUSTON, TX -- Just as in the 2007 tournaments, the top four seeds in the 2008 Western Regional will receive a first-round bye, which means that they only need to win their first bout to advance to the final four and claim an automatic spot in November's Nationals in Portland. It should be noted that the history of 2007 suggests that a first-round bye is not necessarily a positive -- while 3 of the 4 top seeds of 2007's Western Regional moved on to Nationals, a mirror image occurred at Eastern Regionals, where Carolina was the only top-four seed to survive their opening round.

The structure of this year's tournament arguably gives the #1 and #2 seeds a somewhat stronger advantage than last year's, though. The #1 and #2 teams play their opening bout on Friday evening against teams that will have already played a bout at either 8am or 9:45am, while the #3 and #4 teams will play on Saturday morning and hence face slightly more well-rested opponents at a less natural time.

#1 Kansas City

With the exception of their first-round defeat of Dallas in the 2007 Western Regional, every single victory the Kansas City Roller Warriors took in the 2007 tournament cycle was an upset -- right up to their championship victory at Nationals. This year, they come into the tournaments from a much different angle -- with big targets on their backs, as they've held the #1 spot in the WFTDA rankings longer than any other team in the organization's history.

Kansas City starts their title defense almost exactly a year after they won it over Rat City in late September 2007, but is coming off of finding themselves on the wrong side of one of the most surprising routs in flat-track history. After a series of 10 bouts in which they'd gone 9-1, with the only loss being by a single point to Carolina, they walked into a buzzsaw just two weeks ago against #7 Windy City -- WCR dominated them in a 155-39 performance that leaves the Roller Warriors potentially a bit off-balance coming into Houston.

The most visible stars for KCRW are the oft-remarked-upon jammer duo of Snot Rocket and Xcelerator, but KCRW's pack play is also standout, anchored by team captains Bruz-Her and Annie Maul. New additions to the crew that won the 2007 title include Boston transfer Ivana Clobber, Eclipse, Hall Balls, Lunatic Fringe, Nadia Lott, and Billie Club.

Also, this tournament marks the end -- or at least the beginning of the end -- of a significant chapter in KCRW history. Snot Rocket, Xcelerator, Patti Wackin and and Dee Claw -- all critical elements of the team that surprised their way through the 2007 tournament season -- all intend to retire after the end of KCRW's 2008 tournament run.

Kansas City's first-round bye puts them up against the winner of Duke City / Pikes Peak at 6:15pm on Friday -- they have not faced either team before.

Annie Maul 111 // Archie Lee 59 // Bad Omen 999 // Billie Club 12 // Bruz-Her 244 // Dee Claw 7 // Dominant Jean XX // Eclipse 0 // Hall Balls 30 // Ivana Clobber 89 // Jade Lightning 816 // Jessika Rabid 11 // Lunatic Fringe 973 // Nadia Lott 37 // Patti Wackin 911 // Princess Slay-Ya XOXO // Red Ripper 42 // Rita Ploy 19 // Snot Rocket 4 // Xcelerator 34

#2 Rat City

Seattle's Rat City's all-stars rarely get on the track as a unit -- they've played only 9 regulation WFTDA bouts since February 2006, making them (on paper) the second-least experienced all-star team at Western Regionals  (Denver has 8 bouts to their credit, all in the previous year.) However, Rat City's never been ranked lower than #3 since rankings were first established in late 2006, and enjoyed a couple of quarters at #1 between 2007's Western Regionals and Nationals. They came just 4 points short of spending the last year as WFTDA champs, upset by KCRW in the classic final of the 2007 Nationals.

Rat City's all-stars have only lost twice in regulation bouts -- and those losses were by a total of a mere 6 points. Like Kansas City, though, their league recently suffered an aura-piercing blowout when a mix of established all-stars and upcoming talents went up against regional rival Rose City's all-stars and got steamrolled 154-63. In the only regulation all-star bout they played this year, they almost lost an enormous 54-9 first-half lead against Bay Area, but managed to hold them off 93-88 in the end.

Injury trouble may be a factor for the Seattle crew, as feared blocker D-Bomb seems to be having knee trouble that severely limited her playing time against Rose City and also against Philly when Rat City home team Derby Liberation Front played them earlier this month. Additionally, lightning-fast and extremely nimble jammer Miss Fortune has been sidelined for the majority of this year with a broken collarbone, but looks to be on skates for this tourney.

Rat City's bye gives them the winner of Dallas / Tucson at 7:45pm on Friday. Dallas has never played Rat City, although a Rat City / Tucson bout would be a rematch of the 2007 Western Regional championship bout that Rat City won 83-72.

Ann R. Kissed 0 // Billie Boilermaker 17 // Blonde N'Bitchin 28 // Burnett Down 16 // Carmen Getsome 44 // D-Bomb 8 // Deadly Aim 22 // Edie Brickwall 10 // Femme Fatale 18 // Juliet Bravo 76 // Katarina Whip 6 // Miss Fortune 99 // Morning Gory 28 // Ninjit Su 46 // Punchin' Judy 2 // Rollin' Bayou 9 // Skate Trooper 55 // Summer Assault 60 // Valtron 3000 30 // Wile E. Peyote 21

#3 Texas

The original flat-track league has been victimized by rival Rat City in their last two attempts at WFTDA tournament victories. In the 2007 Western Regional semi-final, Rat City overcame a large early deficit to upset the then #1 Texas 105-93; seven months later, Rat City would again narrowly boot them from a semifinal match at Nationals, 89-79. Both bouts immediately entered derby lore as some of the most physical and combative high-level bouts of all time, and with a yet another potential Texas - Rat City semifinal matchup looming if both teams get past their opening rounds, it's certain that the Texecutioners would like to write a new chapter with the Seattle girls.

As has been common in the West for the highest echelons of derby this year (see: Kansas City, Rat City), Texas got handed their most lopsided loss ever in a surprising upset when Gotham ran all over them at June's ECE for a 125-65 win. Any questions about whether this pointed up a decline on Texas' part were answered the next month, though, when they came within just one point of knocking off #1 Kansas City in a 102-101 thriller.

This Texas roster holds on to one of the deepest veteran cores in derby, including Bloody Mary, Muffin Tumble, Rice Rocket and Sparkle Plenty, while also adding three very skilled skaters that transferred to Austin after the 2007 Nationals: Friction VixXxen (Denver), Bullet Tooth Tracy (Duke City), and Desi Cration (Minnesota). Fearlys, from Kansas City, also transferred to Texas, but an ACL injury will keep her out of this tournament cycle.

Texas' bye puts them against the winner of Rocky Mountain v. Houston at 9:45am on Saturday -- Texas swamped Houston 165-30 in a recent bout in July, but has never faced Rocky Mountain.

Belle Starr 1889 // Bloody Mary 40 // Bullet Tooth Tracy 17 // Cat Tastrophe XX // Cheap Trixie 41 // Dagger Deb 77 // Desi Cration 222 // Friction VixXxen 15 // Lady X X // Lucille Brawl 56 // Morphine 2 // Muffin Tumble 28 // Olivia Shootin' John 3 // Rice Rocket 3e8 // Ryder Down 13 // Shank 18 // Slim Kickins 22 // Sparkle Plenty 0 // Vicious Van GoGo 53

#4 Bay Area

Bay Area made a enormous mark as this summer opened with a series of impressive big wins, a surprising upset, and a near-shocker of an upset. They dominated the competition at May's Roll For The Cure event, putting down tourney-level teams like Minnesota (102 points) and Rose City (37 points), and soon afterwards stunned Tucson with what, at the time, was Tucson's biggest loss to date, 96-39. They weren't done with the surprises, though, almost putting together a huge comeback on Rat City and falling just short at 93-88 -- it was Rat City's narrowest victory ever. Accordingly, Bay Area rocketed up the rankings this summer, jumping from #10 to #6 to take the last Western bye from ailing Tucson.

Pia Mess, formerly of Rat City, may be the most well-known transfer to B.A.D since last year's tournaments, but Brawllen Angel (ex-Sacred City) and rookie Grr Lee Burly (who equalled Tucson's total score in the Tucson / Bay Area matchup) are also relative newcomers to watch. Add in vets Demanda Riot, Kitt Turbo, Taxi Scab and ex-Tucson skater Mandi Festo (who was already on Bay Area by the time of the 2007 West Regional) and you've got a San Francisco team full of star power and very eager to stake a conclusive claim to a spot amongst Western derby royalty with an impressive showing in Houston.

Bay Area's lowest bye will potentially give them the toughest opening test, as they will get either 5 seed Rose City or 12 seed Denver in their first bout. That match will open up Saturday's action at 8am.

Brawllen Angel 888 // Jane Hammer 777 // Demanda Riot 0:00:00 // Diane Rott 78 // Grr Lee Burly 333 // Killer Vee 33 // Kimfectious 47 // Kitt Turbo 667 // La Chica Mala 1 Kilo // Lemme Chokeya 88 // Liza Machete 1 // Lusty Malice 4 // Mandi Festo 1848 // Frisky Meow 7 // Miss Moxxxie XOXO // Pia Mess 24/7 // Racey Lane 1314 // Sassy Slayher 30-06 // Taxi Scab 50 cents a mile // Velveteen Savage 1.618

Additional reporting: Muffin, Bruz-Her

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rosietherioter's picture

I will not sleep or eat until Friday

Can't wait, can't wait, can't WAIT!

Question:
Will there be any video of the tournament available anywhere? (not that I don't love and value the boutcasts, but, you know....;))

Rosie the Rioter
Charm City

carmen.geddit's picture

No Video @ Westerns

Sorry. Venue constraints. Cost constraints.

No video. Live is better anyhow. Come to Houston and see it live!

Carmen Geddit
Houston Roller Derby

But, but ...

You guys did streaming of your Championships last weekend.

belle_diablo's picture

so cool...

I can't believe that Regionals are here already. It blows my mind.

The match ups on the West look fierce...get ready for some awesome derby this weekend...i'll be at my computer the whole time trying to follow along.

I'm sad to hear about the retirements that are coming from the KC girls...hopefully it's premature and they realize they can't live without derby ;)

So much history here though, it's been really cool to see the sport evolve and now we have full blown rivalries and stories...

awesome

Batwing's picture

Tournament diagram?

Ok, the schedule is posted here:

http://www.battleroyale08.com/index.php?p=1_4_SCHEDULE

But it is listed as lines of text only. I could draw it out by hand, but I am lazy. Does anyone know if there is a tournament diagram available?

If you're involved in the tournament and you got a .PDF (or whatever) diagram, and there isn't some retarded privacy issue with sending it to a fan, my email is:

evanexempt"AT"hotmail"DOT"com

Just trying to get a better mental image of it.

Thanks! And yeah, I am going to be glued to the phone and the computer all weekend for coverage of the Western tournament, for sure.

Bat Wing
Ref - Northwest Arkansas Roller Girls
Derby Boy - Midwest Monsters & NWA Southern Scallywags
http://www.myspace.com/refbatwing

Professor Murder's picture

fiveonfive

The shiny new first issue of The WFTDA magazine has brackets in it.

But sadly, it went to press before Providence replaced Dominion. Other than that, it's current.

Batwing's picture

Awesome.

I'll check five on five.

Someone actually did email me the 12-seed tournament skeleton that they are using for Western Regionals, AND for Eastern Regionals. (The team names are blank, of course, so you'd have to print it off and fill in the blanks.)

If anyone wants a copy, let me know. Seems like it would be good to have on hand for anyone who wants to follow the tournament, but can't make it in person.

Bat Wing
Ref - Northwest Arkansas Roller Girls
Derby Boy - Midwest Monsters & NWA Southern Scallywags
http://www.myspace.com/refbatwing

Holly Gohardly's picture

tournament diagrams

should be up on wftda.com soon. I drew my own for Eastern Regionals but I'm crazy.

Holly Gohardly
Charm City Roller Girls

adahatelace's picture

drew my own!

haha! I'm glad I'm not the only dork who drew my own tournament diagram.

I made mine with enough space to put the Easterns and Westerns next to each other so I can compare how the same-ranked teams in each region do!

Yep.

You're not alone.
In post hurricane non-electricity having-ness I tried to draw some by candlelight. Fo' serious.
Needless to say, I just ended up confusing myself, and it looked more like a treasure map than a tournament bracket.

anna wrecksya's picture

oh me too!

I made one too in excel and updated it with every new ranking that was released since Q4 so I could estimate which would be the most ideal seeding, other than byes. (which, IMO, is 6 and 12 for our region.) Then, I guesstimated the outcomes of the games and consolations brackets. Yeah, my job is boring.

I'm so excited for western regionals tomorrow. Work won't be so boring!

Anna
Boston Massacre: The pantsless wonders of Massachusetts

Loco Chanel's picture

Ideal seeds?

anna wrecksya wrote:

I made one too in excel and updated it with every new ranking that was released since Q4 so I could estimate which would be the most ideal seeding, other than byes. (which, IMO, is 6 and 12 for our region.)

Anna--
I'm just curious about your logic on the "ideal" 5-12 seeds for Easterns and how you determined that they were #6 and #12...

#6 has to beat the buzzsaw (using DNN's words, but no, I'm not biased or anything...) that is the #3-seed WCR All-Stars to advance to Nationals and #12 would have you up against the just-out-of-a-bye #5 Detroit, just to advance to round 2...

But yeah, speculation is fun!

xo,
Loco

anna wrecksya's picture

i'll elaborate

I'll define ideal seed as the best seed to have that gives you the best chance of upsetting a bye team for a spot at nationals.

It has less to do with who specifically you're playing and more to do with the tournament structure. So its not like 12 has to play OMGDetroit, its who the winner of the 5/12 game gets to play next that makes it ideal. Well that, and my little system started fresh on the heels of the 2007 Upset-o-rama where the 2-4 seeds were all bumped. Does that make more sense?

Oh my bad its not JUST 6 and 12, its 6 and 11, 5 and 12. The winner of those games has more of an opportunity of upsetting bye team b/c they're against teams closer in skill (based on seeding). This is just speculation, of course, but it sort of makes sense to me at least. I don't know a whole lot about standard tournament structure and I'm pretty sure ours is regular. That said, I just don't understand why the 8/9 goes against the 1 seed when both teams are 7-8 seeds away from 1. Whereas, the winner of a 5/12 game plays 4, a team who on paper should be very close in skill to them.

Does that make more sense?

I better get to work--don't wanna miss a moment of western action!

Anna
Boston Massacre: The pantsless wonders of Massachusetts

Jethro Skull's picture

Brackets

I started drawing it out, but the whacked-out "triple elimination" just made me crazy.

-JC-
I am zebra; hear me whistle

Taxi Scab's picture

Props to our crew

Thanks for all the bay area props, but I have to give props to some other veteran players. Killer Vee, Sassy Slayher, Liza Machete, Racey Lane and Miss Moxxxie have all played for BAD for 4 years and have been all-stars the whole time. I love that mandi, demanda and I were picked as standouts, it shows how deep we run.
I can't wait!
Taxi Scab
Co-Captain and Coach
B.ay A.rea D.erby Girls All-Stars

Miss Moxxxie's picture

BLACK AND GOLD!

I am so excited. I am trying not to puke.

Miss Moxxxie
B.A.D. Girls All-Stars
San Francisco, CA

Good Derby Ahead

I saw B.A.D. play in Raleigh last year and I remember Sassy Slayer and Liza being great!
I can't wait to see some of these teams face-off at Nationals.
Are you doing the live bout cast for each game at the tournament?

Hurt Reynolds's picture

Tournament Boutcasts

We'll be boutcasting every single-elimination bout at every tournament. During the consolation bracket, we'll probably divert our time to putting together recaps, posting score updates, and, you know, maybe eating something.

We'll definitely post scores for all bouts, as well as sending them out on DNN's WFTDA scores Twitter feed.

ozzy_zion's picture

crazy far out no way derby weekend

This weekends line up is especially exciting for me, Ozzy Zion, a transfer from Kansas City to Texas Roller Girls. I started announcing in KC and love my hometown league, regardless of what anyone might say. However, now I live in Austin, and I am one of the voices of TXRG. As long as Texas does not have their wheels on I will be cheering for KCR-Dub - however, in the crazy-far-out-no-way chance that KC v TX comes up this weekend then I will need someone to constantly monitor my blood-pressure, catheterize my urethra and bring me a LONE STAR!

TEXAS*2 KILL*3
Ozzy Zion
the Jewish Voice of Reason

Another person ready to be persuaded....

...by THE AWESOMENESS that is.....

The Original GG/TXRDonald
not afraid of Beyonslay? you will be! YOU WILL BE!!!!!!!!!!

carmen.geddit's picture

Championship Stream

I'm not sure if Bill Shirley is doing that at Regionals, so I don't want to make promises. Honestly, I didn't even know he was doing it at the Championship bout until Tuesday.

*cross your fingers that he's on it.

Carmen Geddit
Houston Roller Derby

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