Providence and Montreal Invade Gotham in Doubleheader Action

NEW YORK, NY -- Do two years make a tradition? If so, this Saturday Gotham hosts its ‘traditional’ post-season show-down, in which the two league teams not advancing to the season championship strap on their Hospitality Helmets and host squads from area rivals.

The evening’s action at Hunter College will include blood, sweat, and tears as Gotham fans bid adieu to a handful of retiring skaters, including two of the league’s ‘original thirteen.’

This season’s double-header (two forty-minute bouts) features teams working four very different vibes:

Tuning up: Providence’s All-Stars, the Rhode Island Riveters, whose season took a surprising turn when they picked up an invitation to compete in Madison at the WFTDA Eastern Regionals.

Providence (WFTDA #23) just concluded its intraleague season on September 19, and will use this bout against the Mayhem to coalesce and focus the All-Star roster for its first-round regional matchup against Detroit.

The Riveters roster includes Baby Fighterfly, Craisy Dukes, Hysterica!, and Sass E. McNasty, four veterans who bouted against Gotham in the only other meeting between these leagues -- a August 2006 Riveters victory at Providence.

Baby Fighterfly 1000 corpses // Burnin' Helen 73 // Craisy Dukes #Hi-5 // DaSilva Bullet 47 // F'Shizzy Borden 40 whacks // Hysterica! 42 // Jetta Von Diesel VR6 // Kid Ace 2+2=5 // Sass E. McNasty 8-Ball // Shelby Bruisin 2morrow // Trophy Knife 401

Confident: Gotham’s Manhattan Mayhem, who finished their 2008 regular season campaign on an upswing with a convincing and impressive Sept 12 victory over GGRD’s Bombshells. The 8-rookie roster conquered a huge learning curve in 2008 and comes in to this bout ready to put the rest of Gotham on notice that the Mayhem will be ‘The Team To Beat’ in 2009.

Mayhem boasts a solid defensive core, anchored by All-Star veterans Sweet Sherry Pie, Fisti Cuffs, and Surly Temple, plus ferocious and energetic rookie Polly Gone. Rookie sensation Em Dash (129 points in her 3 league bouts) is nursing a knee injury and may or may not be cleared to play, but nearly the whole Mayhem roster has been practicing as jammers to pick up the scoring slack.

Em Dash – // Fisti Cuffs 241 // GoGo BaiBai 3 // Lucille Ballistic M-16 // Marlene Speedtrich 1901 // Megahurtz the OG // Miss American Thighs 76 // Polly Gone >2 // Regina DenTata 108 // Roxy Gilbrawlter 426 // Straight Razor X // Surly Temple 99 // Sweet Sherry Pie 201

Emotional: Gotham’s Brooklyn Bombshells are handicapped by medical maladies which have sidelined four All-Star caliber players. The sailorettes and their loyal Brooklyn fans will be rallying around the post-bout retirement of Chassis Crass and Lil’ Red Terror, two of the remaining five skaters who competed in the very first Gotham bout in November 2004.

The bout also marks the third bout in three weekends for the six Bombshells (and one Mayhem) who competed both on September 12 in the Bombshell/Mayhem bout and on September 20 in the Wall Street Traitors’ victory over the Jersey Shore Rollergirls. Brooklyn veterans Aunti Christ, Hela Skelter, Raggedy Animal, Chassis Crass, Lil’ Red Terror, plus rookie standout Papierschnitt, along with Mayhem skater Surly Temple, each deserve an ‘iron skate’ award and a long, relaxing off-season.

To fill out the roster, the Bombshells will test-drive two mid-season transfers to Gotham: Julietta Vendetta (formerly of Providence) and Care Bear Scare (formerly of Richmond VA’s River City Rollergirls, making her GGRD debut).

Ani Dispanco 32 flavors // Anne Phetamean 7 // Ariel Assault 23 // Aunti Christ 666 // Barbara Ambush 1600 // Care Bear Scare Cloud 9 // Chassis Crass 11 // Hard Anya i4i // Hela Skelter 31 // Julietta Vendetta V // Lil Red Terror 19 // Papierschnitt 8 /12 x 11 // Raggedy Animal 67 // Speedy Sedgwick 65

Laissez Les Bon Temps Roulez: Montreal’s All-Stars, the ‘New Skidz on the Block,’ among the most notorious party squads in the east, will be letting it all hang out in their team’s final 2008 action.

The Skidz are returning to New York after an August victory over the Long Island Roller Rebels. Clearly, the NY State border patrol missed a memo.

This matchup is Gotham’s first competition against an international opponent. Fittingly, the after-party will be held at Manitoba’s; however, the bar is not, in actual fact, named after the Canadian province.

Beater Pan-Tease 1-976 // Bon-Bon Scott 1980 // Boxcar Bethy Local 210 // Charlotte Bruise-a-Lot 3 // El Kaboom 18 // Georgia W. Tush 40oz // Iron Wench 5/16 // Izzy Skellington 18-2 // Lady J 86 // Lil Momma 1/2 Pint // Lyn-dah Kicks .75 // Romeo 222 // Trash N Smash 1.18L // Wrath Poutine Dirty 30

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Poobah's picture

Manitoba's named for...

Handsome Dick Manitoba! Now that's a hella cool place to have a NYC afterparty. I was lucky enough to see him with the Dictators here a few years back. Ever have any afterparties at the NYC Double Down Saloon? Moss loves roller derby, I'm sure whoever runs the NYC bar does asswell.

-Barely even speaking for myself...
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Manitoba's

Manitoba's has been the 'official' Gotham after-party spot all season and Handsome Dick is a great supporter. And they let us play video of the previous bout up on the tee-vees, which is a highly recommended practice for any derby party and after-party.

We have previously had after-parties and fund raisers at the NY Double Down, too. Without live music and without the thick cloud of smoke, it isn't quite the same as the Vegas version -- but they do serve 'ass juice,' they maintain an awesome juke box, and they do support derby!

Last night's pre-bout hospitality party was a blast - mechanical bull riding at Mason Dixon. I'm sure videos of Gotham Girls and Montreal's Skidz on the Bullz will be popping up on the intertubes shortly. Bonnie Thunders, Kandy Kakes, Romeo, and Beater Pan-Tease were all bull ridin' superstars.

Professor Murder's picture

Ass Juice?

That's not a phrase I'm going to put into google.

You'll have to tell me what in the world that is.

Poobah's picture

Ass Juice

Google up the Double Down Saloon. It's a specialty drink the Double Down serves. Far more palatable than their trademark bacon martinis, IMO.

-Barely even speaking for myself...
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Hurt Reynolds's picture

if I'm remembering right

It's more or less everything that spills into the slop trays over a night of pouring drinks.

Yum.

Perky Set's picture

GO New Skidz!

Hang tough!

Love you all over your faces!

Perky

after party

final scores:

Brooklyn 90, Montreal 85
MVPs: Aunti Christ (Brooklyn), Iron Wench (Montreal)
Iron Wench scored a 25 point jam, a GGRD bout record.

Manhattan 95, Providence 48
MVPs: Fisti Cuffs (Manhattan), Craisy Dukes (Providence)

While brooklyn won the bout 90-85 in the last jam with eleven points from Ani Dispanco, montreal clearly won the after-party at Manitoba's with:

"Canoes":
Montreal 2, Brooklyn 0

Poobah's picture

Jebus...

If this were sanctioned (and MTLRD were WFTDA, of course), a 25 point jam would have been a WFTDA record, I think. I did once see Lady Shatterly of Salt City Derby Girls do a 20 pointer in a mixed-team scrimmage. That, like this 25 pointer didn't count of course.

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Another 25-point jam

In her book Knockdown Knits, Joan of Dark mentions a 25-point jam by Blazin' Ace. I'm not sure whether it was a WFTDA sanctioned bout or not, though.

Tina Flay - The mean girl finding humor in violence.

Professor Murder's picture

Video of Naptown's 25-Point Jam

Here y'go.

That's Ace's 25-point jam.

I can't tell who the opponents are. Louisville, KY's Derby City Roller Girls?

I'm sure Biker Dave will be around to inform shortly.

It said Kalamazoo at the end

It said Kalamazoo at the end of the video. Thanks for posting it!

Tina Flay - The mean girl finding humor in violence.

Biker_Dave's picture

Yep-Killamazoo it was and I

Yep-Killamazoo it was and I was in the suicides in turn 1 for that one. Unfortunately it was not a WFTDA sanctioned bout because at the time K-zoo was with "Old School" and not WFTDA. Ace killed!

Professor Murder's picture

I Stand Corrected

Tina_Flay wrote:

It said Kalamazoo at the end of the video. Thanks for posting it!

Tina Flay - The mean girl finding humor in violence.

That's what I get for not watching the video all the way through!

Thanks for the correction.

Justice Feelgood Marshall's picture

Montreal canoes!

As demonstrated at Rollercon, they are the key to party domination.

Sounds like that Brooklyn / Montreal bout was a great one ... any more details?

JFM

montreal/brooklyn

I think GGRD has someone else tapped to do a fuller writeup, but... since you asked...

(Note: post amended Sunday evening now that stats are in)

The whole bout was really a handful of traded knockout blows, and in between there was lots of chipping away.

Brooklyn came out with a solid early 33-12 lead, thanks in part to a 15-0 by Ani Dispanco (with Montreal jammer in the box). Montreal was back on its heels and Brooklyn was up 46-30 at the very end of the first period when Iron Wench busted out a 25-point jam against a two-blocker Brooklyn pack to take a sudden 9 point lead into the locker room.

In the second period it was chip-chip-chip with lots of lower-scoring jams traded back and forth. Each team only registered a single 2-scoring-lap jam before the final jam. Brooklyn never re-took the lead until the very end.

Montreal was up 83-79 with the clock rolling under 0:30, and Brooklyn got a life-saving time out called with 7 seconds left. Ani Dispanco needed a big score against Iron Wench, and Brooklyn got the break it needed when Wench scored 2 but then got called out on a cut by sliding back into play on the ground and a body part landing back in bounds. (I didn't get a view of this, but was told afterward.) Brooklyn's pack (Chassis Crass, Lil' Red Terror, Hela Skelter, and Papierschnitt) did its job and Ani spun around for 11 and the 5 point victory -- much to the delight of the Bombshell partisans, who included Adam Horovitz ('King Ad Rock') of the Beastie Boys and wife Kathleen Hanna of Bikini Kill + Le Tigre. Apparently these people are musical recording artists popular with 'the kids'. Go figure.

Some stats: (thanks, Hewlett Smackard)
in 40 minutes

Montreal scoring:
Iron Wench: 55 points in 10 jams (+32 as a jammer)
Georgia W Tush: 12 points in 7 jams
(five others combined): 18 points in 8 jams

Brooklyn scoring:
Ani Dispanco: 29 points in 8 jams
Lil' Red Terror: 22 points in 7 jams
Papierschnitt: 21 points in 6 jams
Aunti Christ: 18 points in 4 jams

Montreal: 34 minors 12 majors
Brooklyn: 43 minors 11 majors

Montreal lead jammer: 11 jams
Brooklyn lead jammer: 12 jams

Johnny Capote's picture

party domination

Our derby season is much shorter than our party domination season. :-)

Holly Gohardly's picture

iron wench

that Iron Wench is an amazing jammer!

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anna wrecksya's picture

I <3 MTLRD

I <3 MTLRD

Anna
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Harley Quinn's picture

Iron Wench

Um yeah...I think she had a 25 point jam which is unheard of.

OMG_WTF's picture

Thanks GGRD!

A big thanks to all of GGRD who hosted us this weekend. We all had a blast at the game and at the after party... I'm still a little sad that no one stepped up to the steamroller challenge, but heck at least you got canoed....

SKIDS! SKIDS! SKIDS!

OMG WTF

georgiawtush's picture

gotham

wow! that's the most fun i've ever had playing outside of montreal. the gotham fans are GREAT and sooo loud. like montreal fans, but less drunk and actual knowledge of the game.

also, every member that i came across from the GGRD was so great! i love GGRD!! oh yeah, and i'd also like to point out that after MTLRD's wrath poutine's brilliant idea, we both crowd surfed outta manitoba's. haha, amazing.

yay for roller derby!

georgia w tush
MTLRD

p.s. all hail the iron wench

chassis crass's picture

Thanks, Montreal!

I am so glad you gals had a good time in NYC! We loved meeting you all and the game was so much damned fun! Thanks for making my last game so exciting.

I'm gonna keep my eye on MTLRD as should everyone. Iron Wench was definitely a most deserved MVP - the 25 point jam was torturous to watch from the bench.

One of my favorite pre-bout moments was Georgia W. Tush saying of our audience with pleasant surprise, "Wow! They're clapping and cheering for us!" Who said New Yorkers are rude?

Hey! Ho! Let's Roll!

Chassis Crass
#11, Brooklyn Bombshells
Gotham Girls Roller Derby, NYC

anna wrecksya's picture

For good reason!

She said that because the montreal fans are rather spirited (heh) and very loyal! They boo the away teams when you come out, if you win, if you take out an MTL skater, if a ref calls out an MTL skater, etc. And when the game is over, they might throw a couple empty cans too (while booing some more). Thats not all they do with those beer cans (on flickr search "montreal derby pbr" or "montreal derby beer")! I think they just really like booing and cheering to make up for a not understanding the rules. Its way better than a quiet crowd thats for sure. I'd love to play there more.

Mtl plays hard but they never forget to laugh and have a good time. Its the "three shits" rule.

Anna
Boston Massacre: The pantsless wonders of Massachusetts

Justice Feelgood Marshall's picture

I believe we are thinking of the same bout

anna wrecksya wrote:

She said that because the montreal fans are rather spirited (heh) and very loyal! They boo the away teams when you come out, if you win, if you take out an MTL skater, if a ref calls out an MTL skater, etc. And when the game is over, they might throw a couple empty cans too (while booing some more).

As I recall, not all those beer cans were empty, and some of those fans had pretty good aim -- definitely the scariest experience I've ever had as a ref!

JFM

georgiawtush's picture

buncha drunks

yeah we don't usually have the beer throwing problem..however after our only double header, they seemed to have been extra feisty. basically our reasoning to host double headers rarely, is because the fans get too drunk and crazy.

and the fans tend to be very loyal to our home teams that the home teams even get boo'ed by the other fans. as long as it's a good spirited boo i'm up for it, but throwing cans, not so much :( if that ever happens again, they will be kicked out right away.

remember, montreal has crazy hockey/montreal canadians fans that burn cars when they win playoff games. thank goodness, our derby fans are a bit more low key.

anna wrecksya's picture

I'm sure the 2 for $5 deal has noooothing to do with it ;)

Okay, maybe JFM had to duck some live ammunition. The pyramids are hilarious, though, and might as well have big targets painted on them. :)

I watched one of those "craziest police videos!!!!" tv shows and it had this out of control footage of these canadian hockey fans rioting b/c their team lost (or maybe they won? can't remember). At the time, I'd never seen something so ridiculous. But who am I to talk, I'm from "red sox nation" and Sox fans are crazy!

Anna
Boston Massacre: The pantsless wonders of Massachusetts

johnny.zebra's picture

Not pyramids . . .

"The pyramids are hilarious, though, and might as well have big targets painted on them. :)"

Not pyramids . . . . BEER-amids!

~j.z.

josiecuervo's picture

Montreal fans are hysterical!

I had the chance to travel with Lehigh when they played Montreal in June 2007, during the game one of the fans kept yelling at me to "eat another cheesesteak" and "Steelers suck". It was pretty comical and even after the bout, the guy found me outside and congratulated me on being a good sport about his taunts! The beer cans were great and I hate to admit it, but i may have thrown an illegal hit in the last jam just to try and toss a skater into that tower of cans!!! Walking to the after-party, we encountered a group of people yelling "F*CK YOU PENNSYLVANIA" from across the street but they were all smiling and having a good time. It was really a blast and I cannot wait to go back!

Of course, when Dutchland hosted Montreal back in March of this year, all our fans did was hit on them at the after-party ;)

josie@dutchlandrollers.com

Jonathan R the Flying Squirrel's picture

Legend of the 30 pt jam

Rinkworm once scored 30 points in a 2 minute jam.

Legend of the 30 pt jam, part deux

Correction... sort of.

As Rink Worm's jam ref for that particular jam (NYSE vs Pioneer Valley), I held up '5', '5', '5', '5', '5', and '5'. Forgivably (I hope), I'd lost track of exactly how many '5's were involved. At the end of the jam I tuned to the (rookie) point recorder and asked 'How many was that? 20? 25? 30?' My heart sank when the first-time point recorder answered 'I dunno, I lost track.'

We split the difference and recorded it as 25.

Video replay showed that the right answer was '30'.

So technically it was NOT a 30 point jam, as only 25 points were recorded. But we all know it was.

Why do I have bout notes on me at work?

So I'm not crazy! I had counted that as 29 points, six scoring passes. I think we talked about this during half-time, Hambone. Luckily I keep pretty detailed notes when I'm out scouting ;)

Darth Invader was the pivot, not Abe.

The pack consisted of Darth Invader, Abe Drinkin', PsychoBilly, and MotorPsycho. The opposing jammer was the Rev, who went to the box pretty early on.

In that particular jam, Abe and Vader were setting up a diagonal wall in the front, and pinning in the existing PVRD blockers, holding them tightly to the inside while Rinkworm just flew by around them on the outside.

There were also two points within this jam where, due to the 10 second penalty "overlap", PVRD only had one person in the pack. It was never for very long, but even a few seconds makes a difference in a jam like that.

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quad.almighty's picture

Legend of the 30 pt jam

That. Is. Sick.
Who was the pivot setting the pace for that pack?

25 and 30 point jams

The 30-point jam I believe was pivoted by Abe Drinkin'.

Having witnessed both a 25 and 30 point jam this year, they both had several key things in common -- a fast jammer (obviously), a full slate of capable blocking teammates, and two-plus-the-jammer in the box for the opposition for most of the jam. Lesson to blockers: don't commit majors if you're already down 4-2.

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